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Re: Camping.

by HindleA » Tue 17 Jan, 2017 12:44 am

Referring to shape/size of lawnmower clarification.Though he has a permanent smile.

Re: Camping.

by HindleA » Tue 17 Jan, 2017 12:42 am

Indeed a cylinder one.The fact it is only four inches,gives Tarquin plenty of time for incantations.He wears a baseball cap.

Re: Camping.

by tinybgoat » Mon 16 Jan, 2017 8:21 am

Maybe Tarquin mows the lawn to scare the lobsters away.

Re: Camping.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Wed 11 Jan, 2017 2:17 am

I would have imagined a tortoise called Tarquin to be wearing tiny tortoise pince-nez discussing Satre with said lawnmower.

As to the lawnmower's thoughts on French existentialism I couldn't say without knowing the model, if it's one of those old cylindar ones I could see it having a broadly Buddhist outlook.

Re: Camping.

by HindleA » Mon 09 Jan, 2017 1:53 am

He is attached to his lawnmower,maybe when looking forlorn.

Re: Camping.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 09 Jan, 2017 1:19 am

Will Tarquin get under my groundsheet?

Like some kind of mole?

Re: Camping.

by HindleA » Wed 04 Jan, 2017 9:05 pm

TC2 he never revealed,though manic lawnmowing and repeats of "fucking Farage" alliterations give a bit of clue,I would think.

Re: Camping.

by tinyclanger2 » Wed 04 Jan, 2017 8:37 pm

My hairdresser is a goth who wears cowboy boots.
Tony Wilson also used to wear cowboy boots.

Re: Camping.

by tinyclanger2 » Wed 04 Jan, 2017 8:36 pm

Did we ever find out which way Tarquin voted?

Re: Camping.

by HindleA » Wed 04 Jan, 2017 11:16 am

If you do,beware of Tarquin the lawnmowing tortoise,he's very territorial.

Camping.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Wed 04 Jan, 2017 6:50 am

Ive got a sleeping bag and a tent and a goth backpack.

I could sleep in your garden.


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