The Sky's gone bright.

Post a reply


This question is a means of preventing automated form submissions by spambots.
Smilies
:D :) ;) :clap: :dance: :rofl: :( :o :shock: :sick: :? 8-) :lol!: :lol: :x :flick: :fire: :wall: :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :toss: :twisted: :fight: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :sleep: :geek: :ugeek: :hug: :line: :whip: :rock: :smack: :popcorn: :hose: :lurk: :zen: :heart: :tumble

BBCode is ON
[img] is ON
[flash] is OFF
[url] is ON
Smilies are ON

Topic review
   

Expand view Topic review: The Sky's gone bright.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Thu 31 Aug, 2017 1:14 am

I got chased by a bull today while endeavouring to walk a stretch of the Delamere Way.

It was an English Longhorn and it looked like this.

Image

He stomped the ground in front of him bellowing at me and then charged. I ran like fuck towards the nearest gate and jumped over to find he had charged about halfway then stopped and was still bellowing at me. I didn't blame him, he was protecting his genetic legacy from all and sundry. I blame the cunting farmer who left a bull left in a field that had signposts and a path from whatever branch of Cheshire council saying go this way.

Anyway, sorry about the stock Wikipedia picture but I was a bit shaken up at the time and forgot to take his photo.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 28 Aug, 2017 1:29 am

I told you.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 28 Aug, 2017 1:18 am

[youtube]hjPWAFtpKt8[/youtube]

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Sun 27 Aug, 2017 11:13 pm

I'm 'on holiday' in Cheshire at my brother's place while he's away on holiday somewhere else.

It's the kind of place you can leave your keys hidden under a plant pot right next to your front door for a week without the slightest concern.

(As just happened).

Voted Labour for the first time in a long while at the last election though so I'm no longer in enemy territory.

It's basically a housing estate built by ICI in the Thirties, a bit of it (this bit) is quite posh with elaborate garden showing off but the rest is mixed. There's at least three Booze Busters within walking distance and a local club I won't go in ever again after my last experience there.

Anyway I went out walking today and there's not much to see in Cheshire, it's flat and boring, but I did come across a wild honey bee nest in a dead tree and managed to take a couple of pictures before remembering why beekeepers wear those suits.

Image

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by citizenJA » Mon 21 Aug, 2017 8:42 am

Sky'sGoneOut wrote:And with that I say goodnight.
Goodnight, Sky'sGoneOut

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 21 Aug, 2017 1:39 am

And with that I say goodnight.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 21 Aug, 2017 1:32 am

[youtube]pEKBQ9oUtSU[/youtube]

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 21 Aug, 2017 12:53 am

OK fine, so...

[youtube]WZV9OqdFFyk[/youtube]

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 21 Aug, 2017 12:16 am

Anyway...

[youtube]czKvcILtEWg[/youtube]

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 21 Aug, 2017 12:11 am

And that guy is your friend.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 21 Aug, 2017 12:09 am

Image

And now you have a bald guy dressed in black drinking a glass of wine in a field.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 21 Aug, 2017 12:01 am

Image

A picture ruined by a white van.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by citizenJA » Thu 17 Aug, 2017 12:16 pm

Sky'sGoneOut wrote:That video just makes me want to hit elves with a stick again.
'Again'? You've elf-strike priors? Don't.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by citizenJA » Thu 17 Aug, 2017 12:11 pm

Sky'sGoneOut wrote:None of you have a clue.

And I don't blame you.

Why should you care or have an idea about nutters like me?

We're something other
what you may feel or experience is universal
no such thing as other

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by citizenJA » Thu 17 Aug, 2017 11:59 am

Sky'sGoneOut wrote:And now I'm dead.
Not yet
Don't go yet

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by citizenJA » Thu 17 Aug, 2017 11:58 am

HindleA wrote:I've never met an elf,not knowingly anyway,
I'm of elf ancestry

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Thu 17 Aug, 2017 2:16 am

And now I'm dead.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Thu 17 Aug, 2017 2:04 am

Anyway I did see a tree being hit by lightning.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Thu 17 Aug, 2017 1:53 am

None of you have a clue.

And I don't blame you.

Why should you care or have an idea about nutters like me?

We're something other

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Thu 17 Aug, 2017 1:30 am

Holy crap, just walked home in the middle of a thunderstorm that hit a tree right in front of me.

It was steaming when I had the courage to go and look. It was an old Sycamore split in two.

I remember squirrels capering in its branches.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 2:56 am

I'm an amatuer sci-fi writer so I know all about deleting previous efforts.

No need to explain.

[youtube]lSychSVOSaI[/youtube]

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 2:48 am

Sorry for deletions,some kind of compulsion.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 2:42 am

[youtube]pEKBQ9oUtSU[/youtube]

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 2:37 am

Thanks Hindle, I'll probably just set fire to some people or something.

Or everything will work out fine.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 2:05 am

The best way I find to deal with the DWP is to make an assumption that they are the enemy.

Individuals working for them may be good, but the system is evil.

Last time I went through this they lied repeatedly, with absolutely no shame.

An online friend told me where the nurse who had conducted my ATOS interview lived.

What should we do?

Drive a car into them?

I think not.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 1:49 am

[youtube]vmpHVC7WYqU[/youtube]

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 1:46 am

Deleted.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 1:31 am

Anyway I'm now being judged by the DWP once again as to my fitness to work.

I've managed to avoid it for 2 years thanks to that idiot homunculus Iain Duncan Smith fucking up the system but my time has now arrived once again.

I wish I could use my behaviour here as evidence but sadly the DWP will ignore everything besides my upcoming assesment with Maximus.

My track record so far on convincing people I'm too insane to work is pretty pretty good, so we'll see what happens.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 1:11 am

It's an absolute joy to run hair clippers over one's head once a week completely free and stride forth into the world looking cool as fuck.

An endeavour I'd have undoubtedly indulged in had I still had a full head of hair.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:56 am

Being stalked by electricity pylons doesn't get the coverage it deserves.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:49 am

Had my hair cut,over a £5 which caused some time in the recovery position,but the barber was a first aider,fortuitously.But the bastard still didn't give me a discount.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:38 am

That video just makes me want to hit elves with a stick again.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:36 am

Thank's Hindle, I could have got some better ones but there were electricity pylons ruining the view wherever I went today. Fucking other people needing electricity spoiling things for the rest of us.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:31 am

[youtube]b4yj51SImIw[/youtube]

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:28 am

That hat is the best thing I've bought in years. You have no idea. Without a decent sun hat we baldy bastards really suffer. It's not cool to turn up anywhere with flakes of skin peeling from one's cranium.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:27 am

Nice pictures.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:23 am

And finally.

Image

I harmed no elves this time.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:18 am

Image

As my friend has expressly denied me the right to post his image online I can only offer this blur of something weird wearing a Seventies brown leather pimp jacket in the wild. Looks like a yorkshire Yeti with an Ian Curtis haircut to me.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:16 am

And the hat?

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Mon 14 Aug, 2017 12:07 am

Image

Notice the boots. I bought them from a rather famous tax avoiding company online beginning with A. I thought I was buying a trusty pair of Karrimor boots like I'd had in the past but no. Turns out Karrimor were bought by that cunt Mike Ashley and are now made in China for Sports Direct. I tried cancelling my order when I realised but it was too late. Now I have a pair of boots I hate.

First world problems and all that.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Sat 12 Aug, 2017 11:03 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/environment ... nesia-pets" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Asia’s Harry Potter obsession poses threat to owls

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 3:18 am

Just meant you may miss if mentioned here during the day.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 3:08 am

To whose? Yours? I destroyed my Circadiam rythm long ago.

My unfortunate carcass can no longer remember what day it is.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 2:59 am

Your "hours",tend to be different.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 2:57 am

Nah,I'm more of a relentless pursuer of my obsessive concerns,kind of guy,my personality,lack of tolerance,impatience,inability to call a Tory in the least bit honourable and numerous other factors mean I am totally unsuitable.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 2:52 am

I confess I was previously unaware of these proceedings.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 2:40 am

You haven't read about my one and only entry?
I was very political at school,my nickname was Trotsky(it was a very right wing area anybody that was vaguelly non fascist/ nationalist(in the days the SNP were correctly called Tartan Tories,rather than the current fakery of pretending not to be,was a Commie)
Unbeknownst to me I was entered in an election for Student Representative Committee-some forgery was involved)
I didn't know this until it was announced in an assembly and I was introduced to the waiting throng.Who the hell is he",was the general response and marked the high point of the campaign.My speech consisted of "hello",admittedly brief but it gave all the salient points,I think.The campaign as such consisted of going to a local hostelry and playing pool with my campaign manager.I'd done the leg work,it was up to the electorate now.It gets a bit misty now as to the precise sequence of events and I can't remember the actual final vote tally but know I didn't win.As far as I know the Committee never met.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 2:25 am

One of my first perceptions was that I was thinking about things the wrong way round,maybe I wasn't.

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by Sky'sGoneOut » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 2:22 am

Have you ever considered entering politics Hindle?

Re: The Sky's gone bright.

by HindleA » Fri 11 Aug, 2017 2:20 am

"Making people face the same choices others don't have to make"

Top