I know it's puerile - but I can't help thinking Royston Vasey - somehow the leap is there.

Funny you should mention that...
http://roystonsmith.co.uk/royston-smith/

Hello everyone, long time no see (he said shamefacedly..) Taking up AngryAsWell and Willow904's post from yesterday, the odious slimeball Royston Smith is my MP. He originally stood as an independent councillor with his mate Peter Baillie in the council elections, and they both promptly defected to ...

Evening all. Sorry for prolonged absence; the black dog hasn't fucked off, but is on a bit of a leash. Just asked my 82 year old mother who has lived in the UK since 1960 as a French ciizen, how she fancied being deported. She was not complementary; and then I stoked the fire by asking about frackin...