I don't know, how many Vietnam vets DOES it take to change a lightbulb?RobertSnozers wrote:
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- Fri 31 Oct, 2014 11:40 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Friday 31st October 2014
- Replies: 185
- Views: 103240
Re: Friday 31st October 2014
- Fri 31 Oct, 2014 11:06 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Friday 31st October 2014
- Replies: 185
- Views: 103240
Re: Friday 31st October 2014
That poll from YouGov on Scotland is a lot more believable than MORI's, hence more worrying. Murphy (and yes, I do think it will be him) has his work cut out - it might just be the job he was born to do, though...... He'll be starting from a negative position - being a "Wastemonster" TM M...
- Fri 31 Oct, 2014 11:02 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Friday 31st October 2014
- Replies: 185
- Views: 103240
Re: Friday 31st October 2014
A hot air baboon.PorFavor wrote:Ok -JackPranker wrote:What do you call a flying monkey?Lonewolfie wrote:You can't wash your hands in a buffalo...I'll get my coat...
I don't know. What do you call a flying monkey?
- Fri 31 Oct, 2014 10:46 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Friday 31st October 2014
- Replies: 185
- Views: 103240
Re: Friday 31st October 2014
What do you call a flying monkey?Lonewolfie wrote:You can't wash your hands in a buffalo...I'll get my coat...
- Thu 30 Oct, 2014 3:19 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Thursday 30th October 2014
- Replies: 95
- Views: 56421
Re: Thursday 30th October 2014
Jeez - only just noticed I'm Home Secretary. Next one who criticises Ed on here I'm bringing the water cannon out. This is home security RR2 style. Editing to add: Don't suppose there's a 'smiley' available to deliver a full on blast of water cannon? Just wondering. Best I can do... http://www.sher...
- Tue 28 Oct, 2014 11:35 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Tuesday 28th October 2014
- Replies: 131
- Views: 45598
Re: Tuesday 28th October 2014
Instead, it seems that UKIP have benefited most - who would ever have thought it? It's a point that has been made ad nauseum over the last week or so but Cameron appears to be full on charging towards the most febrile type of anti-everything style of politics in order to combat UKIP which does noth...
- Tue 28 Oct, 2014 11:13 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Tuesday 28th October 2014
- Replies: 131
- Views: 45598
Re: Tuesday 28th October 2014
Instead, it seems that UKIP have benefited most - who would ever have thought it? It's a point that has been made ad nauseum over the last week or so but Cameron appears to be full on charging towards the most febrile type of anti-everything style of politics in order to combat UKIP which does noth...
- Tue 28 Oct, 2014 10:18 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Tuesday 28th October 2014
- Replies: 131
- Views: 45598
Re: Tuesday 28th October 2014
PaulfromYorkshire wrote:@Jack
I've set up a couple of MBs for football and cricket supporters clubs I belong to. The list of smileys I have access to is enormous.
- Tue 28 Oct, 2014 9:24 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Tuesday 28th October 2014
- Replies: 131
- Views: 45598
Re: Tuesday 28th October 2014
Watching Cameron walk to his car after being "attacked" by a jogger in that video, I noticed he had a big smirk on his face. Surely it wasn't another PR prank - because it and talk of protecting him "US President style" is all over the news this a.m. taking the heat out of his b...
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 4:27 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 27th October 2014
- Replies: 224
- Views: 87120
Re: Monday 27th October 2014
This should be good...letsskiptotheleft wrote:Labour has evidence for the demand for extra money 7 months ago, Morgan implicated.
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 4:24 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 27th October 2014
- Replies: 224
- Views: 87120
Re: Monday 27th October 2014
rebeccariots2 wrote:She's got a point.Zoe Williams @zoesqwilliams · 6h 6 hours ago
In fairness, if David Cameron had worn a t-shirt saying "this is what a feminist looks like", I would have had to stop being a feminist
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 3:54 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 27th October 2014
- Replies: 224
- Views: 87120
Re: Monday 27th October 2014
Kay Burley, apparently posed this question earlier ''what if the man who got too close to Cameron had Ebola?'' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Christ on a bike! http://theelmhurst.o...
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 2:42 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 27th October 2014
- Replies: 224
- Views: 87120
Re: Monday 27th October 2014
And for the record I don't think this is a "tribal" conversation. I found it interesting that Jack seemed to go for Umunna, who most Labour members can't stand ;-) Not an endorsement, you understand. :D CM is a posterboy and with as much depth. I think he might grow into a leader but it'l...
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 1:54 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 27th October 2014
- Replies: 224
- Views: 87120
Re: Monday 27th October 2014
David Cameron under fire for refusing to wear pro-feminist T-shirt Campaigners hit out at PM over refusal to support magazine campaign, especially after Nick Clegg and Ed Miliband agreed http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/27/david-cameron-feminist-t-shirt-refusal ... Lorraine Candy, editor-i...
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 12:42 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 27th October 2014
- Replies: 224
- Views: 87120
Re: Monday 27th October 2014
Andy Burnham is the obvious front runner. I like the Eagle sisters. But we're back in "the wrong . . . " territory, so perhaps not! Umunna, imo. Burnham's tainted as Brown's Treasury Secretary and Mid-Staffs (both wrongly) and has apologised to so many people over the years he's mooted to...
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 12:36 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 27th October 2014
- Replies: 224
- Views: 87120
Re: Monday 27th October 2014
Murphy (or any other MP who is elected) would transfer to Holyrood next May, if not before. Maybe its my not being based in Scotland, but I genuinely don't see it as a serious issue. Gray and Lamont were MSPs - they were also (the former especially) manifestly not up to the job. That did Scottish L...
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 12:17 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 27th October 2014
- Replies: 224
- Views: 87120
Re: Monday 27th October 2014
I don't like Jim Murphy. He may be Scottish Labour's least worst option right now, however - and it means he would never lead the GB-wide party. Silver lining there, surely? Not sure he'd help the situation. Parachuting in a Westminster Labour MP to take over the SLab leadership could (and probably...
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 8:47 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 27th October 2014
- Replies: 224
- Views: 87120
Re: Monday 27th October 2014
Morning all. Is Labour in trouble as a result of the apparent dysfunctionality of the party machine north of the border? I'm no fan of the constant criticisms of EMs leadership but, if Lamont is telling the truth about the bedroom tax and the sacking of Ian Price, then criticism seems to be warrante...
- Fri 24 Oct, 2014 9:54 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Friday 24th October 2014
- Replies: 147
- Views: 66537
Re: Friday 24th October 2014
Well I never. Fancy that? How strange.rebeccariots2 wrote:Phew! Lucky this large new oil find off the Scottish coast was made after the referendum
http://tompride.wordpress.com/
Odd, even.
- Thu 23 Oct, 2014 3:25 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Thursday 23rd October 2014
- Replies: 134
- Views: 51950
Re: Thursday 23rd October 2014
Margaret Glasgow and the 2002s
- Thu 23 Oct, 2014 1:20 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Thursday 23rd October 2014
- Replies: 134
- Views: 51950
Re: Thursday 23rd October 2014
LibDems notable by their absence, I see...... And have been since 2010. It will be a Labour bash tonight. Salmond has a major axe to grind after Labour pretty much rejected any further devolution of revenue gathering in Scotland during the Smith Commission discussions and with the SNP looking to ma...
- Thu 23 Oct, 2014 11:47 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Thursday 23rd October 2014
- Replies: 134
- Views: 51950
Re: Thursday 23rd October 2014
BE_EE_AA_UTIFUL!RobertSnozers wrote:Nice Farage mid-sentence screen capture
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- Thu 23 Oct, 2014 10:41 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Thursday 23rd October 2014
- Replies: 134
- Views: 51950
Re: Thursday 23rd October 2014
https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Hunt/status/ ... 5989863424
Jeremy *spit* Hunt coming out and saying that the public asking questions about the NHS on the Today programme is "hijacking" and "scaremongering". It's not scaremongering if it's bloody scary, you feckless Hunt.
Jeremy *spit* Hunt coming out and saying that the public asking questions about the NHS on the Today programme is "hijacking" and "scaremongering". It's not scaremongering if it's bloody scary, you feckless Hunt.
- Wed 22 Oct, 2014 2:14 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Wednesday 22nd October 2014
- Replies: 181
- Views: 73617
Re: Wednesday 22nd October 2014
ohsocynical wrote:Richard Ruzyllo @spygun 29m29 minutes ago
Someone carted out of the House of Commons, shouting "Answer the f****** question!!" It wasn't Speaker Bercow, was it?
- Wed 22 Oct, 2014 1:39 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Wednesday 22nd October 2014
- Replies: 181
- Views: 73617
Re: Wednesday 22nd October 2014
My day has turned out worse than 55Degree's. Dyed some favourite trousers to restore the colour. Dye left in the drum seal etc even after following Dylon's instructions. So I followed their advice to put a cup of bleach in with detergent and do another empty wash. Result, masses of foam in the wash...
- Wed 22 Oct, 2014 8:35 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Wednesday 22nd October 2014
- Replies: 181
- Views: 73617
Re: Wednesday 22nd October 2014
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2802322/staggering-failure-deal-foreign-criminals-laid-bare-stroll-uk-unchecked-commit-new-crimes-pleading-human-rights-dodge-deportation-and-causing-snow-hurricanes-sharkandoes-and-ebola-carrying-space-spiders-that-raise-interest-rates-and-killed-Diana.html ...
- Tue 21 Oct, 2014 2:17 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Tuesday 21st October 2014
- Replies: 131
- Views: 60169
Re: Tuesday 21st October 2014
Andrew Green, head of Migration Watch given a peerage. It's a fucking outrage! Funny isn't it - for four and a half years Cameron has been blaming immigration on Labour and all of a sudden when he can see his MPs deserting the sinking ship he starts to panic and his target being missed by a mile no...
- Tue 21 Oct, 2014 12:57 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Tuesday 21st October 2014
- Replies: 131
- Views: 60169
Re: Tuesday 21st October 2014
Andrew Green, head of Migration Watch given a peerage. It's a fucking outrage!
- Tue 21 Oct, 2014 12:35 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Tuesday 21st October 2014
- Replies: 131
- Views: 60169
Re: Tuesday 21st October 2014
Jenny Jones arrested at Occupy demo at Parliament Square.
The deputy chair of the London assembly police and crime committee was quickly released.
*snigger*
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/o ... on-protest
The deputy chair of the London assembly police and crime committee was quickly released.
*snigger*
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/o ... on-protest
- Tue 21 Oct, 2014 8:53 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Tuesday 21st October 2014
- Replies: 131
- Views: 60169
Re: Tuesday 21st October 2014
On mobile so can't do anything fancy. In response to Mike Reads "Send The Buggers Back" Calypso, can we try and promote Pop Will Eat Itself's "Ich Bin Ein Auslander" instead, in Rage Against the Machine / Simon Cowell stylee? Good song! Will break out the 7" picturedisc I b...
- Mon 20 Oct, 2014 4:17 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 20th October 2014
- Replies: 340
- Views: 140241
Re: Monday 20th October 2014
No, it's definitely them.rearofthestore wrote: Is it me?
- Mon 20 Oct, 2014 1:42 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 20th October 2014
- Replies: 340
- Views: 140241
Re: Monday 20th October 2014
Awesome, thanks for asking, PF! She's an absolute little cracker with a rather wicked sense of humour and, somewhat worryingly for a child not yet two, a filthy laugh.PorFavor wrote:That reminds me. How's the chick?JackPranker wrote:My wife's an exotic bird (she's Australian).
Milady and I can't stop staring at her!
- Mon 20 Oct, 2014 1:35 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 20th October 2014
- Replies: 340
- Views: 140241
Re: Monday 20th October 2014
My wife's an exotic bird (she's Australian).
- Mon 20 Oct, 2014 12:16 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 20th October 2014
- Replies: 340
- Views: 140241
Re: Monday 20th October 2014
From AS, Grant Shapps has called Barroso an 'unelected bureaucrat'. Lovely put down from Barroso,after listing his credentials as an elected eu president,he then said 'I was twelve years in government of my country,as prime minister,as foreign minister.I don't know who the gentleman is,but certainl...
- Wed 15 Oct, 2014 2:01 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Wednesday 15th October 2014
- Replies: 186
- Views: 87029
Re: Wednesday 15th October 2014
Getting waaaaaaaay too tribal in here. May I remind folks in here that the election is not about Labour beating the coalition government, it's about installing a government that represents the electorate. Labour may be better suited to do that (to my mind, anyway) but they also need to be held to a...
- Wed 15 Oct, 2014 12:54 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Wednesday 15th October 2014
- Replies: 186
- Views: 87029
Re: Wednesday 15th October 2014
Getting waaaaaaaay too tribal in here. May I remind folks in here that the election is not about Labour beating the coalition government, it's about installing a government that represents the electorate. Labour may be better suited to do that (to my mind, anyway) but they also need to be held to ac...
- Tue 14 Oct, 2014 12:31 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Tuesday 14th October 2014
- Replies: 186
- Views: 89440
Re: Tuesday 14th October 2014
There's a new poster over at AS called SardineBurglar...one of his posts got the following response... HeronsFlight SardineBurglar 5m ago What you fail to mention, Hugo, is the policies the Tories would have passed had they not been in Coalition and how unpopular they may have been, nor that UKIP's...
- Tue 14 Oct, 2014 10:14 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Tuesday 14th October 2014
- Replies: 186
- Views: 89440
Re: Tuesday 14th October 2014
Ed Balls
- Mon 13 Oct, 2014 2:51 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Monday 13th October 2014
- Replies: 219
- Views: 83014
Re: Monday 13th October 2014
The SNP are kicking up about not being included in the Leader's Debates, but I think it's pretty clear that unless you stand in every constituency (or 325 at least) then there is literally no chance of you being the next leader of the country. Now, if Scotland want to have a debate for their MSP el...
- Fri 03 Oct, 2014 4:37 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Friday 3rd October
- Replies: 230
- Views: 75947
Re: Friday 3rd October
dfhodges wrote:That's a disaster for David's brother.ohsocynical wrote:Britain Elects @britainelects 2h2 hours ago
National Opinion Poll (Populus);
LAB - 38% (+2),
CON - 33% (-1)
UKIP - 13% (-1)
LDEM - 8% (+1)
GRN - 3% (-2)
- Fri 03 Oct, 2014 3:15 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Friday 3rd October
- Replies: 230
- Views: 75947
Re: Friday 3rd October
Sorry. Got a bit carried away. :shock: The continual sub-division of the left to let in the right just drives me mad. I agree with you. Not that the SNP is any more left wing than the LibDems, but they don't want their supporters to know that. Just as it looks as though we might be over the divisio...
- Fri 03 Oct, 2014 12:53 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Friday 3rd October
- Replies: 230
- Views: 75947
Re: Friday 3rd October
Join me next week on 'let's make no fucking sense' when I'll be waxing an owl. :lol: :lol: :lol: Excellent. Interestingly, one possible title for Monty Python's Flying Circus was 'Owl Stretching Time'. I think what we'd all like to know is does one stretch the owl before or after waxing, and what e...
- Fri 03 Oct, 2014 10:32 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Friday 3rd October
- Replies: 230
- Views: 75947
Re: Friday 3rd October
Just sent a shitty email to The Grauniad. Extremely vexed with the update which is now being rolled out to other pages without existing issues being fixed. Couldn't they have sent a polite email telling non-Tories to "f*** off"? It would have been less frustrating than watching the blogs ...
- Fri 03 Oct, 2014 9:35 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Friday 3rd October
- Replies: 230
- Views: 75947
Re: Friday 3rd October
Just sent a shitty email to The Grauniad. Extremely vexed with the update which is now being rolled out to other pages without existing issues being fixed. Couldn't they have sent a polite email telling non-Tories to "f*** off"? It would have been less frustrating than watching the blogs g...
- Thu 02 Oct, 2014 2:00 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Thursday 2nd October
- Replies: 191
- Views: 81375
- Thu 02 Oct, 2014 9:03 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Thursday 2nd October
- Replies: 191
- Views: 81375
Re: Thursday 2nd October
What are the first, third and seventh letters of Dan Hodges' middle name:
"F", "C", "G"
Spell "Ian Duncan Smith":
"N", "O", "S", "F", "E"... etc.
"F", "C", "G"
Spell "Ian Duncan Smith":
"N", "O", "S", "F", "E"... etc.
- Wed 01 Oct, 2014 1:55 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Wednesday 1st October 2014.
- Replies: 306
- Views: 95382
Re: Wednesday 1st October 2014.
I like it when people I dislike make their own lives difficult (makes a change from making mine difficult at least). They must have another tactic than saying "Labour can't be trusted with the economy" in defence of their tax cut plans.
- Wed 01 Oct, 2014 1:23 pm
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Wednesday 1st October 2014.
- Replies: 306
- Views: 95382
Re: Wednesday 1st October 2014.
I thought it was a fantasy. For most people, anyway. The couple of editions I've seen hardly presented a story of everyday people. "So Jocasta and Peregrine are looking for a five bed house in Islington, but only have 3 million to spend. This property is going for 4 million." "Yah, w...
- Wed 01 Oct, 2014 11:55 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Wednesday 1st October 2014.
- Replies: 306
- Views: 95382
Re: Wednesday 1st October 2014.
Ed Ballsfrightful_oik wrote:cameron.
- Wed 01 Oct, 2014 8:52 am
- Forum: The Daily Politics
- Topic: Wednesday 1st October 2014.
- Replies: 306
- Views: 95382
Re: Wednesday 1st September 2014.
Day 3 of being unable to post on The Guardian.
I'm starting to sweat and shake uncontrollably. If I can't post for a week does that mean I'm cured?
I'm starting to sweat and shake uncontrollably. If I can't post for a week does that mean I'm cured?