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As far as I understand it climate change means more random shit happening the more energy you release to be stored or reflected back by particulates in the atmosphere. This summer in Leeds a few weeks ago it was so hot I saw hummingbird moths and Damsel flies then tonight on my way home I could see ...

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I wish you could be cloned and your good nature hardwired into our species.

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What help do I need though?

You're as likely to know the answer to that as I am.

Because you're a well meaning hippy on your mid (ish) Fifties, and therefore awesome.

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I've just finished my third CBT experience. My latest therapist was a lovely woman in her mid fifties who was quite obviously well trained in the field. I could see every little cog ticking in her brain, not because she was stupid or slow, but because she'd been trained to be so predictable. Frankly...

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Solved.

I've caught them flying out during the day then presumably lying low outside wearing some kind of moth disguise until the moon makes its presence known.

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I've been leaving my window open at night in this damn heat and as a result I've had a veritable menagerie of insects buzzing and whirring above my head. Now my question is why can I find the daddy longlegs the next day but never the moths? Initially I thought they were flying back out of the window...

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I of course love you all.

A woman was burned yesterday who I loved.

She gave me somewhere to stay when I had nowhere...

I cried a bit.

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There was a lot of talk of love.

I don't love you all.

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You twat.

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She's gone now. The woman I loved.

Died last Thursday.

I doubt I'll meet her likes again. Someone who will take in anyone.

We're not like that.

She was the person we pretend to be.

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You and I need to share some weed, all of us do.

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Molasses? Do you think I'm black? Sorry thank you, I'll pass your recipe on. I had a little chat with her yesterday. I pointed out how humane witty and wonderful she was and how this world would be more shitty if she were to extricate herself from it prematurely. She called me a patronising prick. N...

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She misses her husband.

A man who could quote The Illiad in English and ancient greek, a man who fought in Spain, a different kind of man.

The kind we miss.

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Her doctor has prescribed her protein, so my friend had to go to some body building shop and buy up the crap they eat. I've sat and watched her force it down, this horrid slime in a can supposedly chocolate flavoured. I've already offered myself as an author of her life but she knows me. We've talke...

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Fuck.

We're screwed.

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My freind's mother is 89, her husband died last year. She's quick of wit and funny as fuck. I absolutely love her but she wants to die. She says she's had enough and she's stopped eating. If only one one of you were available, because I've done my best. I've pointed out the joys of a sunrise and the...

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Now the Wood Pidgeons are going.

Listen don't be too disheartened. This looks like being a minority Tory government that will struggle to pass any new legislation without serious compromises.

It's not going to be like the last five years.

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Don't you think it odd that the SNP, who claim they hate the Tories, didn't want people to vote Labour in England and Wales, thereby trying to ensure Labour were in no position to go into government ? I voted Labour today, and I can't remember the SNP instructing anyone else how to vote. Labour hav...

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Yah Yah I'd love to join you in Wales but it seems your cymric fellows seem to be voting Ukip in disturbingly large numbers.

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So do I, but being English (and from the South of England) I don't think I'd be welcome.

Why? In my house you would.

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If I wasn't so stoned I'd be in tears.

This is the end of the Union, the end of a collective view of the welfare state. England has clearly voted for increased cruelty and not being a fan of cruelty I think I'll head back north of the border.

I wish you could all come with me.

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I do aplogise 51A, I thought maybe you were taking the piss. I was wrong. Sorry.

You seem to be one of us, we who become tingly at the slightest injustice.

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What is looking after yourself though?

Is extending your life as long as possible the thing to do?

At what point does no wanting to die become selfish?

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Star Wars.

Bladerunner.

Flash Gordon (1980).

Star Tek II. The Wrath of Khan.

The Big Lebowski.

That's all you need to know.

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As for the rest of you.

Cheers you lovely people.

You should work together for a better world.

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We are all mere children.

The universe is nearly 14 billion years old.

We just grow up to make comfortable pockets in it.

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Just to expand on that I was snacking on Ginger Snaps and Tortillas and thought there must be something more healthy and less fattening. So I went for peanuts and ended filling a big jar with them and leaving it sitting on my desk. I was scoffing handfulls of the damn things all day long. And then m...

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Wouldn't it be nice if you could wake up in the morning and everything made sense?

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44.

I feel pretty good to be honest. Not bad at all.

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Believe it or not I reckon it was my own fault.

I ate too many salted peanuts.

They dehydrated me.

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So I've been having these heart palpitations for a week, proper thumps and missed beats going on for minutes scaring the living shit out of me. The doctor sent me to hospital for an electrocardiogram and apparently I'm fine. Which I'm not entirely in agreement with. Can you imagine feeling a small a...

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Well yes I am kind of pissed off at myself for not taking the money to be honest.

Pride somewhat crumples in hindsight into stupidity.

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I say we should have a drink sometime.

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My Grandma died, she was a schizophrenic who ended up with dementia who proved to be such a challenge in a number of 'retirement homes' that my Mum took her out and decided to look after her at home. Last time I saw her she thought she was still in the Wrens and accused me of some sort of sexual ass...

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I am well, besides some overbearing feeling when I visit this place that I've done something wrong.

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I'm prepared to offer something of equal value or more if you could tell me what I've done wrong.

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To be honest most of the best Sun Ra stuff is from the fifties but I'm stoned so you're getting this trippy black power 70's shit.

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Honestly as a current denizen of Yorkshire I take nothing for granted either.

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Now I have long tailed tits tapping away at my old sash windows to get spider web for their nests.

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Never in my life did I imagine I might see Magnus Pike riding the Earth while steering his own mechanical penis.

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Fuck me that was unpleasant.

I spent 4 days in bed.

Listening to my own fucked up subconscious.

You'd be surprised what it can come up with given time.

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Honestly I thought perhaps I was going mad!

I've been waking up the last few mornings to hideous shrieks like nothing a human larynx could produce.

Much to my disappointment it turns out it's foxes and not a cosmic Lovecraftian elder god considering its prospects in a new and different age.

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This year I'm going to kill dragons and loot corpses, I may even sneak into your house and steal your paltry gold.

Everyone should play Skyrim.

I know I'm years late but I just got it for Christmas and it's such fun.

I wish you all a happy and prosperous new year.

Live long and prosper.

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I went to Tesco earlier and after explaining what happened and showing them that the bottom of the bottle I had exactly matched the ones they had on the shelf they gave me a replacement. I also tried to blag some free stain remover for my friend but the woman gave me a look that said "We've jus...

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After food and Japanese anime I went round to a friends house and the bottom literaly fell out of a bottle of wine. I uncorked the bugger and the bottom fell off and the whole lot ended up everywhere on their cream carpet. It was a la Croix Saint-Roch Bordeaux. I had to go to the nearest asian off l...

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See this is why I communicate via quantum tunneling and a magic psychic copy of the Duke's of Hazard soundtrack from 1972.

You people make no sense.

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This is wonderfull stuff. Honestly I admire your artistry.

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Once I realised you could get black Christmas trees from Argos it just had to be done.

Besides yours truly that's Steve who moved in a little while ago, nice lad very camp, and my friend Claudia who's Polish and wonderful.

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