I do aplogise 51A, I thought maybe you were taking the piss. I was wrong. Sorry.
You seem to be one of us, we who become tingly at the slightest injustice.
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Re: What now?
What is looking after yourself though?
Is extending your life as long as possible the thing to do?
At what point does no wanting to die become selfish?
Is extending your life as long as possible the thing to do?
At what point does no wanting to die become selfish?
- Mon 06 Apr, 2015 2:35 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Your favourite 5 films.
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Re: Your favourite 5 films.
Star Wars.
Bladerunner.
Flash Gordon (1980).
Star Tek II. The Wrath of Khan.
The Big Lebowski.
That's all you need to know.
Bladerunner.
Flash Gordon (1980).
Star Tek II. The Wrath of Khan.
The Big Lebowski.
That's all you need to know.
- Mon 06 Apr, 2015 2:00 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: It's my Birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
- Replies: 10
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Re: It's my Birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
As for the rest of you.
Cheers you lovely people.
You should work together for a better world.
Cheers you lovely people.
You should work together for a better world.
- Mon 06 Apr, 2015 1:40 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: It's my Birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
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Re: It's my Birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
We are all mere children.
The universe is nearly 14 billion years old.
We just grow up to make comfortable pockets in it.
The universe is nearly 14 billion years old.
We just grow up to make comfortable pockets in it.
Re: What now?
Just to expand on that I was snacking on Ginger Snaps and Tortillas and thought there must be something more healthy and less fattening. So I went for peanuts and ended filling a big jar with them and leaving it sitting on my desk. I was scoffing handfulls of the damn things all day long. And then m...
- Thu 02 Apr, 2015 1:56 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: It's my Birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
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Re: It's my Birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could wake up in the morning and everything made sense?
- Thu 02 Apr, 2015 1:30 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: It's my Birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
- Replies: 10
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It's my Birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
44.
I feel pretty good to be honest. Not bad at all.
I feel pretty good to be honest. Not bad at all.
Re: What now?
Believe it or not I reckon it was my own fault.
I ate too many salted peanuts.
They dehydrated me.
I ate too many salted peanuts.
They dehydrated me.
What now?
So I've been having these heart palpitations for a week, proper thumps and missed beats going on for minutes scaring the living shit out of me. The doctor sent me to hospital for an electrocardiogram and apparently I'm fine. Which I'm not entirely in agreement with. Can you imagine feeling a small a...
- Mon 30 Mar, 2015 12:51 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: I'm a stupid bastard.
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Re: I'm a stupid bastard.
Well yes I am kind of pissed off at myself for not taking the money to be honest.
Pride somewhat crumples in hindsight into stupidity.
Pride somewhat crumples in hindsight into stupidity.
- Mon 23 Mar, 2015 1:42 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: What have I done this time?
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- Views: 5278
Re: What have I done this time?
I say we should have a drink sometime.
- Mon 23 Mar, 2015 1:17 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: I'm a stupid bastard.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 5609
I'm a stupid bastard.
My Grandma died, she was a schizophrenic who ended up with dementia who proved to be such a challenge in a number of 'retirement homes' that my Mum took her out and decided to look after her at home. Last time I saw her she thought she was still in the Wrens and accused me of some sort of sexual ass...
- Fri 20 Mar, 2015 1:39 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: What have I done this time?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 5278
Re: What have I done this time?
I am well, besides some overbearing feeling when I visit this place that I've done something wrong.
- Mon 16 Mar, 2015 1:26 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: What have I done this time?
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What have I done this time?
I'm prepared to offer something of equal value or more if you could tell me what I've done wrong.
- Mon 23 Feb, 2015 1:57 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Music for the chemically altered for whatever reason.
- Replies: 23
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Re: Music for the chemically altered for whatever reason.
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To be honest most of the best Sun Ra stuff is from the fifties but I'm stoned so you're getting this trippy black power 70's shit.
To be honest most of the best Sun Ra stuff is from the fifties but I'm stoned so you're getting this trippy black power 70's shit.
- Mon 23 Feb, 2015 1:31 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: There's more to life than books you know....
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Re: There's more to life than books you know....
Honestly as a current denizen of Yorkshire I take nothing for granted either.
Re: Spiders
Now I have long tailed tits tapping away at my old sash windows to get spider web for their nests.
- Sat 21 Feb, 2015 2:13 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: There's more to life than books you know....
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Re: There's more to life than books you know....
Never in my life did I imagine I might see Magnus Pike riding the Earth while steering his own mechanical penis.
Flu.
Fuck me that was unpleasant.
I spent 4 days in bed.
Listening to my own fucked up subconscious.
You'd be surprised what it can come up with given time.
I spent 4 days in bed.
Listening to my own fucked up subconscious.
You'd be surprised what it can come up with given time.
- Fri 16 Jan, 2015 1:08 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Weird screaming in the middle of the night.
- Replies: 4
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Weird screaming in the middle of the night.
Honestly I thought perhaps I was going mad!
I've been waking up the last few mornings to hideous shrieks like nothing a human larynx could produce.
Much to my disappointment it turns out it's foxes and not a cosmic Lovecraftian elder god considering its prospects in a new and different age.
I've been waking up the last few mornings to hideous shrieks like nothing a human larynx could produce.
Much to my disappointment it turns out it's foxes and not a cosmic Lovecraftian elder god considering its prospects in a new and different age.
- Thu 01 Jan, 2015 1:58 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Happy new year.
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Happy new year.
This year I'm going to kill dragons and loot corpses, I may even sneak into your house and steal your paltry gold.
Everyone should play Skyrim.
I know I'm years late but I just got it for Christmas and it's such fun.
I wish you all a happy and prosperous new year.
Live long and prosper.
Everyone should play Skyrim.
I know I'm years late but I just got it for Christmas and it's such fun.
I wish you all a happy and prosperous new year.
Live long and prosper.
- Mon 29 Dec, 2014 1:55 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Merry Christmas everyone.
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Re: Merry Christmas everyone.
I went to Tesco earlier and after explaining what happened and showing them that the bottom of the bottle I had exactly matched the ones they had on the shelf they gave me a replacement. I also tried to blag some free stain remover for my friend but the woman gave me a look that said "We've jus...
- Fri 26 Dec, 2014 12:22 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Merry Christmas everyone.
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Merry Christmas everyone.
After food and Japanese anime I went round to a friends house and the bottom literaly fell out of a bottle of wine. I uncorked the bugger and the bottom fell off and the whole lot ended up everywhere on their cream carpet. It was a la Croix Saint-Roch Bordeaux. I had to go to the nearest asian off l...
- Wed 24 Dec, 2014 2:11 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: ongoing chat....whatever you want to talk about....
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Re: ongoing chat....whatever you want to talk about....
See this is why I communicate via quantum tunneling and a magic psychic copy of the Duke's of Hazard soundtrack from 1972.
You people make no sense.
You people make no sense.
- Wed 24 Dec, 2014 1:59 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: I'm feeling alright now.
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Re: I'm feeling alright now.
This is wonderfull stuff. Honestly I admire your artistry.
- Mon 22 Dec, 2014 1:26 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: I'm feeling alright now.
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Re: I'm feeling alright now.
Once I realised you could get black Christmas trees from Argos it just had to be done.
Besides yours truly that's Steve who moved in a little while ago, nice lad very camp, and my friend Claudia who's Polish and wonderful.
Besides yours truly that's Steve who moved in a little while ago, nice lad very camp, and my friend Claudia who's Polish and wonderful.
- Wed 17 Dec, 2014 2:24 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: I'm feeling alright now.
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Re: I'm feeling alright now.
Bummer.51A wrote:Things still shit here. Stepmother still dead, brother still in prison for killing her whist awaiting his Atos decision, father still absolutely hateful (in both senses). There is no Christmas.
I just had a live Stepmother in yesterday. You should have asked.
- Wed 17 Dec, 2014 1:21 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: I'm feeling alright now.
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Re: I'm feeling alright now.
Thanks @Sky, I will check that out. I might need a lectern for that – probably couldn't lift the book onto it, mind ;) I worked out that reading while lying sideways stopped it falling on my face. Seriously though if you're looking to get back into sci-fi from fantasy go and read all of Iain M Bank...
- Mon 15 Dec, 2014 2:19 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: I'm feeling alright now.
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Re: I'm feeling alright now.
"The Ascent of wonder - The evolution of Hard SF."LadyCentauria wrote:Sky'sGoneOut wrote:mbc1955 wrote: Which compendiums have you chosen?
is the most annoying one.
It's hardback and over a thousand pages strong.
Try falling asleep reading and have that fall on your nose.
It hurts.
- Wed 10 Dec, 2014 2:14 am
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- Topic: I'm feeling alright now.
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Re: I'm feeling alright now.
So a 'mostly pretty funny wanker' you say?Rebecca wrote:You may have been a wanker occasionally,but you were a pretty funny one most of the time.
I can live with that.
- Wed 10 Dec, 2014 1:56 am
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- Topic: I'm feeling alright now.
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Re: I'm feeling alright now.
Being on my own, I'll be spending Xmas on my own: long lie-in, tuck in to the books I've laid out to beguile myself I ordered two 1000 page long compendiums of Hard Sci-Fi short stories for myself. For me Christmas is all about reading tales that teach me String Theory while watching classic Japane...
- Mon 08 Dec, 2014 1:30 am
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- Topic: I'm feeling alright now.
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I'm feeling alright now.
I do apologise for being a wanker in the past.
So what are we all doing for Christmas?
I'm staying here and watching something from Studio Ghibli.
So what are we all doing for Christmas?
I'm staying here and watching something from Studio Ghibli.
- Fri 07 Nov, 2014 1:54 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: ongoing chat....whatever you want to talk about....
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Re: ongoing chat....whatever you want to talk about....
Could we next have a chat about me being an arse?
- Wed 05 Nov, 2014 3:24 am
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- Topic: ongoing chat....whatever you want to talk about....
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Re: ongoing chat....whatever you want to talk about....
Sorry Yahyah. I've been there myself more than once. My last one was 19. I'd had her nearly half my life. What a state I was in.
You should still go to Cuba though.
You should still go to Cuba though.
- Mon 03 Nov, 2014 1:28 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Atos invitation.
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Re: Atos invitation.
I love you guys.
- Fri 31 Oct, 2014 2:20 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: ongoing chat....whatever you want to talk about....
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Re: ongoing chat....whatever you want to talk about....
That's always horrible. That sadness at the death of the cat alongside the whooping about finally being able to go on holiday. I don't believe even Jonny Cash ventured there. Anyhoo I've been to Cuba. My advice is to go. Havana is falling to pieces and it's colonial architecture won't be there for m...
- Fri 31 Oct, 2014 1:50 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Atos invitation.
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Re: Atos invitation.
And just to confirm I am now officially mad and am not to be messed about with by the DWP with any of their nonsense for a whole year. Not something that is commonly celebrated but after two years fighting for it I confess a smattering of pride. It feels like I'm on some weird holiday in my own life...
- Wed 29 Oct, 2014 3:07 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Atos invitation.
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Re: Atos invitation.
Blimey, thank's folks.
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 1:56 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Atos invitation.
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Re: Atos invitation.
Dance with me Lady Centauria.
- Mon 27 Oct, 2014 1:14 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Atos invitation.
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Re: Atos invitation.
I've fucking done it.
Support group.
After two years of fucking about it would appear my efforts have borne benefit fruit.
And I'm going to be getting nearly a grand in backdated payments.
I'd celebrate with you lot if I knew how.
Support group.
After two years of fucking about it would appear my efforts have borne benefit fruit.
And I'm going to be getting nearly a grand in backdated payments.
I'd celebrate with you lot if I knew how.
- Fri 17 Oct, 2014 2:01 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Local Affectionate Names for Strangers and Others
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Re: Local Affectionate Names for Strangers and Others
My Dad called me 'cock'\'cocker' when I was a kid.
And if my inheritance doesn't match my expectations there are many other such tales to be told.
And if my inheritance doesn't match my expectations there are many other such tales to be told.
- Sat 11 Oct, 2014 2:43 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: The benefits of bin dipping.
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Re: The benefits of bin dipping.
Are you suggesting they're treating me as some kind of pet?
- Thu 09 Oct, 2014 4:19 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: The benefits of bin dipping.
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Re: The benefits of bin dipping.
Yesterday night I even got beer. Four cans of Abbot Ale with an expiry date next year. What kind of sick monkey throws perfectly good beer in the bin?
- Mon 06 Oct, 2014 1:51 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Your favourite 5 films.
- Replies: 29
- Views: 16906
Your favourite 5 films.
Star Wars . The proper one without any of that cgi shit. The Big Lebowski . The first Christmas present my parents ever returned to me. Alien . Our neighbour at the time was the projectionist for Berwick's only cinema. I saw Alien when I was nine years old. El Topo . Honest to god what the fuck? My...
- Wed 01 Oct, 2014 3:50 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: The benefits of bin dipping.
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Re: The benefits of bin dipping.
This one's right next door to a church so you can drop down from the church wall. An ecclesiastical breach in their defences.LadyCentauria wrote:Our local Waitrose is like Fort Knox.
- Wed 01 Oct, 2014 3:34 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: The benefits of bin dipping.
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Re: The benefits of bin dipping.
As an addendum may I stress for anyone thinking of getting up to this kind of the thing the importance of taking a torch. In my infinite wisdom I failed to foresee that creeping about in the dark in a strange place might be made slightly less irksome if one had some kind of convenient light source t...
- Wed 01 Oct, 2014 2:40 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: The benefits of bin dipping.
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The benefits of bin dipping.
A friendly vegan freegan told me of a Waitrose not far away you could get in and out of pretty easily so earlier tonight dressed all in black wearing my beret, like a French ninja, I made my way up there, and besides jumping down off a wall into some darkness I judged to be much closer than it actua...
- Sat 27 Sep, 2014 3:24 am
- Forum: Pub
- Topic: Your Favourite 15 Albums
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Re: Your Favourite 15 Albums
That's fab Jack :clap: Any hippy ones for me ? My 15, in no particular order: Cream: Disraeli Gears REM: Automatic For The People Pink Floyd: Pipers at the Gates of Dawn Leonard Cohen: Songs of Hendrix: Electric Ladyland Love: Forever Changes Velvet Underground & Nico The Seeds: The Seeds Afro ...
- Sat 27 Sep, 2014 3:11 am
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- Topic: Your Favourite 15 Albums
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Re: Your Favourite 15 Albums
In alphabetical order... Bauhaus - The Sky's Gone Out. Broadcast - Haha sound. Cardiacs - A little man and a house and the whole world window. Cocteau Twins - Victorialand. David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust. Funkadelic - Free your ass and your mind will follow. Joy Division - Closer....