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Tea up nose and now in the computer.
JonnyT1234 wrote:Osborne forgets where he put his favourite butt plug this morning...TobyLatimer wrote:Caption competition
He just fucking disgusts me. It shouldn't even be possible for him to be spun as "statesmanlike". Yet I bet he is. The people who made that joke possible aren't that far behind, either.Maeght wrote:He is just disgraceful. Cannot stop the spiteful remarks - about new Labour MP keeping mobile phone on in case she is asked to be in the SC.Temulkar wrote:He's giving a barnstorming speech!
New Unit formed, led by best and brightest? Wonder who they are.
He is just so pleased with himself it isn't true. My contempt is so great I don't know how to express it.
Well, yes.Rebecca wrote:TobyLatimer wrote:Wow
Corbyn was quite right.
Another example of his suave professionalism. ©Andrew SparrowNonOxCol wrote:He just fucking disgusts me. It shouldn't even be possible for him to be spun as "statesmanlike". Yet I bet he is. The people who made that joke possible aren't that far behind, either.Maeght wrote:He is just disgraceful. Cannot stop the spiteful remarks - about new Labour MP keeping mobile phone on in case she is asked to be in the SC.Temulkar wrote:He's giving a barnstorming speech!
New Unit formed, led by best and brightest? Wonder who they are.
He is just so pleased with himself it isn't true. My contempt is so great I don't know how to express it.
Confess I'm not watching it.NonOxCol wrote:He just fucking disgusts me. It shouldn't even be possible for him to be spun as "statesmanlike". Yet I bet he is. The people who made that joke possible aren't that far behind, either.Maeght wrote:He is just disgraceful. Cannot stop the spiteful remarks - about new Labour MP keeping mobile phone on in case she is asked to be in the SC.Temulkar wrote:He's giving a barnstorming speech!
New Unit formed, led by best and brightest? Wonder who they are.
He is just so pleased with himself it isn't true. My contempt is so great I don't know how to express it.
One of those times you wish you'd been there.TobyLatimer wrote:
It appears they can't even successfully demonstrate how to resign so that Corbyn would be able to follow their lead.StephenDolan wrote:Well, yes.
Did the resigners not expect a backlash?
Maeght wrote:He is just disgraceful. Cannot stop the spiteful remarks - about new Labour MP keeping mobile phone on in case she is asked to be in the SC.Temulkar wrote:He's giving a barnstorming speech!
New Unit formed, led by best and brightest? Wonder who they are.
He is just so pleased with himself it isn't true. My contempt is so great I don't know how to express it.
I think you may have inadvertently hit upon the problem there. It was their brains.ohsocynical wrote:Makes me wonder what the rebels were using for brains...
Thanks for pointing this out.PorFavor wrote:Maeght wrote:He is just disgraceful. Cannot stop the spiteful remarks - about new Labour MP keeping mobile phone on in case she is asked to be in the SC.Temulkar wrote:He's giving a barnstorming speech!
New Unit formed, led by best and brightest? Wonder who they are.
He is just so pleased with himself it isn't true. My contempt is so great I don't know how to express it.
I think that Temulkar was talking about Jeremy Corbyn.
It was probably one of the bests efforts I've heard from him - if he had managed to refrain from attacking the Labour Members. I'm sure he feels sorely tried but it weakened his attack on the Conservatives and wasn't in the best interests of anyone. Apart from the Conservatives.
Ah I was referring to corbyns speechMaeght wrote:He is just disgraceful. Cannot stop the spiteful remarks - about new Labour MP keeping mobile phone on in case she is asked to be in the SC.Temulkar wrote:He's giving a barnstorming speech!
New Unit formed, led by best and brightest? Wonder who they are.
He is just so pleased with himself it isn't true. My contempt is so great I don't know how to express it.
I think fronting up to the rebels was actually the best bit, he saaid it straight as it is the uk is in chaos and they are acting not in the national interest or the party's but their own.PorFavor wrote:Maeght wrote:He is just disgraceful. Cannot stop the spiteful remarks - about new Labour MP keeping mobile phone on in case she is asked to be in the SC.Temulkar wrote:He's giving a barnstorming speech!
New Unit formed, led by best and brightest? Wonder who they are.
He is just so pleased with himself it isn't true. My contempt is so great I don't know how to express it.
I think that Temulkar was talking about Jeremy Corbyn.
It was probably one of the bests efforts I've heard from him - if he had managed to refrain from attacking the Labour Members. I'm sure he feels sorely tried but it weakened his attack on the Conservatives and wasn't in the best interests of anyone. Apart from the Conservatives.
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Thanks - catching up on tv and fly the nest and not paying enough attention. Too annoyed!Temulkar wrote:Ah I was referring to corbyns speechMaeght wrote:He is just disgraceful. Cannot stop the spiteful remarks - about new Labour MP keeping mobile phone on in case she is asked to be in the SC.Temulkar wrote:He's giving a barnstorming speech!
New Unit formed, led by best and brightest? Wonder who they are.
He is just so pleased with himself it isn't true. My contempt is so great I don't know how to express it.
I really think that one of the main reasons Corbyn is so hated by his own party and the media et al is because he simply tells the truth.Temulkar wrote:I think fronting up to the rebels was actually the best bit, he saaid it straight as it is the uk is in chaos and they are acting not in the national interest or the party's but their own.PorFavor wrote:Maeght wrote: He is just disgraceful. Cannot stop the spiteful remarks - about new Labour MP keeping mobile phone on in case she is asked to be in the SC.
New Unit formed, led by best and brightest? Wonder who they are.
He is just so pleased with himself it isn't true. My contempt is so great I don't know how to express it.
I think that Temulkar was talking about Jeremy Corbyn.
It was probably one of the bests efforts I've heard from him - if he had managed to refrain from attacking the Labour Members. I'm sure he feels sorely tried but it weakened his attack on the Conservatives and wasn't in the best interests of anyone. Apart from the Conservatives.
I think the response the PLP were hoping for was, "I resign"TR'sGhost wrote:...snip...
Because, you know, that would involve doing some work.Cameron says he is not planning a white paper on the Brexit negotiations.
Do it.Vote for Corbyn.Temulkar wrote:Im even a little tempted to resign the Green Party, and rejoin Labour; these bastards stole my party once and I walked away. Dare I go back for round 2.
TR'sGhost wrote:Well, day four of the omnishambles to end all omnishambles and everything just keeps getting worse.
The non-UKIP/Aaron Banks Leave brigade are in full retreat, confident "we'll have loadsamoney to spread around after Brexit!" of Wednesday having gone through Friday's "well, to be honest maybe we exaggerated a bit" to Monday's "Oh God, what's happening, this wasn't meant to happen, help, erm.. please forget everything we said last week and never, ever mention it again. Ooh look everybody, isn't Corbyn having the really serious problems!"
You will note that when Boris and Herr Fuhrage say they never promised the NHS would get shedloads of cash after Brexit they are being absolutely truthful. What he and the rest of them said was that there would be more money available for the NHS. Well, I have money that's available for the purchase of a parrot, should I desire to own a parrot. Which I don't, not in the slightest. But I do have money available if I did. Which will no doubt boost confidence in the markets specialising in noisy bad-tempered birds with vicious bites, and make me the certain winner of the election for Presidency of the Black Country Parrot Owners Club.
On the subject of honesty, I've a question I'm hoping someone can answer. I'm not being snarky, honestly, but as well as making me a very poor diplomat and politician ASD means I sometimes miss communication nuances that others "get" easily. So I apologise if this comes across as a bit brutal.
I'm seeing lots of people claiming Corbyn "lost it for Remain" when he said in an interview in response to a direct question that no, there is no way to be a member of the EU and restrict or ban immigration/population movement from other EU member states.
My question is this. If that answer was wrong, what answer should he have given?
As I see it he had a few options.
1. Tell the truth, which is widely known and is what he did.
2. Lie and say "of course it is."
3. Claim he didn't know the answer.
4. Waffle about how something will be done, can't tell you what, but there'll be something because reasons.
5. Ooh, look, have you seen what that cat and squirrel are doing in this hilarious Youtube video?
So.
He took option 1.
Option 2 gets the immediate response "but that's not true, is it? Are you ignorant of the EU rules or simply lying like the Brexit campaign says you are? Hurry up, decide which foot do you want to shoot yourself in first and get on with it."
Option 3, see response to (2).
Option 4 'that's interesting, do go on, what specifically are you suggesting? Let's hear some details."
Option 5 "Do you intend to actually answer the question I just asked you? Yes or no, which?"
To be followed by a large choir, all singing in perfect unison-
1. Corbyn tells the truth, disaster, Corbyn must go.
2. Corbyn lies, disaster, Corbyn must go.
3. Corbyn lies, disaster, Corbyn must go.
4. Corbyn waffles rather than answer a straight question, looks indecisive, shifty and ignorant, disaster, Corbyn must go.
5. Corbyn tries to dodge answering simple, straightfoward question, called out on it, disaster, Corbyn must go.
So what am I missing here? What could he have said that would have met with approval from his (and Labour and Remain's) enemies within and without?
Should he have done a reverse-Gove and said "oh, don't ask me, I think I need to ask a few experts before I can answer that?" Because I think we can all work out what the next question would be.
Please do Tem.Temulkar wrote:Im even a little tempted to resign the Green Party, and rejoin Labour; these bastards stole my party once and I walked away. Dare I go back for round 2.
Yes, but it could take very little time for the British economy to tank. That isn't going to wait for 2 years casually drinking coffee and having a ciggie before it starts thinking about happening.Charlie Flanagan has appealed today for calm in relation to passport applications.
Ahead of a debate about Brexit’s implications for the Republic in the Dail (Irish parliament) Flanagan said:
An unnecessary surge in applications for Irish passports will place significant pressure on the system and on turnaround times and is likely to impact those with a genuine need for passports to facilitate imminent travel plans.
The increased interest clearly points to a sense of concern among some UK passport holders that the rights they enjoy as EU citizens are about to abruptly end. I want to state clearly that this is not the case. The United Kingdom has voted to leave the European Union but it has not yet left.
It will take some time for negotiations on a British exit to conclude; article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty envisages a two-year negotiation process once the article is triggered, while many speculate this could take longer. During this period, the UK remains a member of the European Union, its citizens continue to fully enjoy EU rights including free movement of people within the EU. At the same time, the referendum has not in any way changed the entitlement to an Irish passport which extends to those born on the island of Ireland and those claiming citizenship through parents or grandparents born in Ireland.
Go on ... Be a devil.Temulkar wrote:Im even a little tempted to resign the Green Party, and rejoin Labour; these bastards stole my party once and I walked away. Dare I go back for round 2.
We want to see the letter of resignation or it didn't happen. Preferably on Twitter at hourly intervals because it's impossible to publish letters all in one go. Allegedly.HindleA wrote:In the spirit of mass resignations,I have resigned from the Labour Party ,only to rejoin immediately.That'll teach 'em.Martyr I is.(as well as traitorous scum)Getting a bit confused now (or even more so,if possible)
Mate thats sad.HindleA wrote:And my last remaining uncle passes away ,suddenly.The year of dying for our family,and it isn't over yet.
Ideally, someone with a lot of Jeremy Corbyn's beliefs and values (I'm not sure that he is fully engaged with the concept of the EU in any form and I feel that his comfort zone is stuck largely in the early 1970s) but who is more both more engaged and, frankly, engaging. A close fit would do. I don't want to move further right or centre. Yes, I know - who?fedup59 wrote:For those who find corbyn inadequate as a leader at this point what are you looking for (honest question)?
Temulkar wrote:Mate thats sad.HindleA wrote:And my last remaining uncle passes away ,suddenly.The year of dying for our family,and it isn't over yet.
Dennis SkinnerPorFavor wrote:Ideally, someone with a lot of Jeremy Corbyn's beliefs and values (I'm not sure that he is fully engaged with the concept of the EU in any form and I feel that his comfort zone is stuck largely in the early 1970s) but who is more both more engaged and, frankly, engaging. A close fit would do. I don't want to move further right or centre. Yes, I know - who?fedup59 wrote:For those who find corbyn inadequate as a leader at this point what are you looking for (honest question)?
What a year you're having HA...I'm so sorry.HindleA wrote:And my last remaining uncle passes away ,suddenly.The year of dying for our family,and it isn't over yet.
Of course! Why didn't I think of that?JonnyT1234 wrote:Dennis SkinnerPorFavor wrote:Ideally, someone with a lot of Jeremy Corbyn's beliefs and values (I'm not sure that he is fully engaged with the concept of the EU in any form and I feel that his comfort zone is stuck largely in the early 1970s) but who is more both more engaged and, frankly, engaging. A close fit would do. I don't want to move further right or centre. Yes, I know - who?fedup59 wrote:For those who find corbyn inadequate as a leader at this point what are you looking for (honest question)?
It would certainly make PMQs bloody entertaining.PorFavor wrote:Of course! Why didn't I think of that?JonnyT1234 wrote:Dennis SkinnerPorFavor wrote: Ideally, someone with a lot of Jeremy Corbyn's beliefs and values (I'm not sure that he is fully engaged with the concept of the EU in any form and I feel that his comfort zone is stuck largely in the early 1970s) but who is more both more engaged and, frankly, engaging. A close fit would do. I don't want to move further right or centre. Yes, I know - who?
(cJA edit)TR'sGhost wrote:There is a horrible and destructive tendency, thanks to "No U Turns" Margaret and her adoring press, frantic to turn any weakness she had into a virtue, to instantly damn as weak and indecisive any politician or expert in anything who says "On reflection, taking into account what we know now and didn't then and all the changes in the world since, I've changed my mind about something." And to smear them as someone who isn't fit to be listened to because they admitted they made a mistake once, so they might be making other mistakes. Vote for our favourite candidate, who insists they never, ever made a mistake or changed their mind.
It's doing politics, economics, science, everything on the basis that conspiracy theorists accept, believe and propagate total loads of bollocks. Because they can think of an expert who once made an error or lied, therefore all experts are automatically suspect, and none are to be believed. Unless they are "anti-establishment experts" like David Icke, Alex Jones, Galloway, Farage, Tea Partiers or Glenn Beck. None of whom threaten the establishment in the slightest, quite the opposite, they are often part of the establishment themselves and divert attention from what's really going on.
So they're actually doing a very useful job, intentionally or otherwise, for the existing order they claim to oppose because they divert people down blind alleys. Of course, that might change if their constant peddling of bonkers and/or reactionary ideas ever took enough hold to upset the economy, social order and place in the world of a major power of course. But that'll never happen. Will it?
David Milliband.fedup59 wrote:For those who find corbyn inadequate as a leader at this point what are you looking for (honest question)?
I was talking about Corbyn. (I'm not as critical of where Corbyn is now [than you are]).PorFavor wrote:@JonnyT1234
Just so's you know - I'm a woman. W O M A N. I'll say it again!
(Altogether now . . . )
JonnyT1234 wrote:I was talking about Corbyn. (I'm not as critical of where Corbyn is now [than you are]).PorFavor wrote:@JonnyT1234
Just so's you know - I'm a woman. W O M A N. I'll say it again!
(Altogether now . . . )
Well, we do try not to but the bugger just will not go away...RobertSnozers wrote:...he clearly doesn't remember Tony Blair
Or I wasn't clear enough.PorFavor wrote:Ah - I wasn't sure.