Thursday 8th June 2017

HindleA · Post by **HindleA** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:34 am

Ex UKIP far more evenly split redistribution.

Sky'sGoneOut · Post by **Sky'sGoneOut** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:38 am

HindleA wrote:Should do it more often.

@sky

I think we both know that wouldn't be wise.

I tried politics and prefer the drunk hiking.

HindleA · Post by **HindleA** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:40 am

Paddy power now has Corbyn favourite for PM.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:42 am

http://www.independent.co.uk/News/uk/po ... 80446.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
UK election turnout up in every seat but two in possible boost for Jeremy Corbyn

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:42 am

Labour takes Vale of Clwyd from Tories

HindleA · Post by **HindleA** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:44 am

#Robert Lyndsay

Yay freedom for Tooting

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:45 am

Faisal Islam ✔ @faisalislam
Labour nearly take Putney, but @JustineGreening just holds on - 10,000 majority cut to 1000.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:46 am

#GE2017: Putney:
Con: 44.1% (-9.7)
Lab: 40.8% (+10.8)
LDem: 11.6% (+5.3)
Grn: 2.4% (-2.5)
UKIP: 1.0% (-3.6)
Ind: 0.1% (-0.3)
TIGHT.

Post by **refitman** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:48 am

Ch4's text boxes are red, which makes them all look like news for Labour. Gets rather confusing.

Sky'sGoneOut · Post by **Sky'sGoneOut** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:48 am

So much for the Tories sweeping Wales. I was there last week and didn't see a single Tory placard on show from the Dyfi to Prestatyn. It wasn't until I crossed the border into Cheshire that the vermin became evident.

Temulkar · Post by **Temulkar** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:50 am

tinyclanger2 wrote:Labour holds Llanelli with 1.4% swing from Tories

Good, we had the angry old white men here who wanted to nuke the fuck out of the world, and hated the IRA, and suddenly thought voting TOry was clever, despite losing everything in the strike. I ended up calling someone Ive known for 30+ years a scab to his face.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:50 am

Sky'sGoneOut wrote:So much for the Tories sweeping Wales. I was there last week and didn't see a single Tory placard on show from the Dyfi to Prestatyn. It wasn't until I crossed the border into Cheshire that the vermin became evident.

Footballers and ponies territory

HindleA · Post by **HindleA** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:58 am

Do you mind,our stalwart Socialist paradise village has ponies.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:58 am

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 1:59 am

Have nothing against footballers or ponies
But Annie Walker always dreamed of Wilmslow

HindleA · Post by **HindleA** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:00 am

I train them to chew and make appropriate deposits on Tory placard sights/sites.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:00 am

Oh great - Nige is on.
Paul Nuttall is strong and robust but the party is weak; and Theresa May is a 'remainer'

My.
Arse.

Post by **letsskiptotheleft** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:01 am

Phillip Davies out! Britain Elects confirmed..

pressureuk · Post by **pressureuk** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:01 am

Labour GAIN Shipley from Conservative.
Philip Davies OUT.

NonOxCol · Post by **NonOxCol** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:01 am

Labour have ousted Philip Davies!

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:02 am

Battersea: goes to Labour

pressureuk · Post by **pressureuk** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:02 am

Perhaps we can retry that rogue landlord legislation again.

HindleA · Post by **HindleA** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:02 am

#poniesforLabour.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:03 am

Jack Blanchard ✔ @Jack_Blanchard_
Labour say they have ousted the delightful Philip Davies in Shipley and my colleague @mikeysmith is opening a beer

HindleA · Post by **HindleA** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:03 am

pressureuk wrote:Labour GAIN Shipley from Conservative.
Philip Davies OUT.

My aching sides.

HindleA · Post by **HindleA** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:04 am

NonOxCol wrote:Labour have ousted Philip Davies!

My continued aching sides.

Sky'sGoneOut · Post by **Sky'sGoneOut** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:05 am

There appears to be a talking toad on the BBC.

It doesn't sound happy.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:05 am

Labour’s Marsha de Cordova has taken Battersea with 25,292 votes.

She has defeated Conservative minister Jane Ellison, on 22,876, in the strongly pro-remain area.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:08 am

Also confirmed is that Labour has taken Stockton South from the Conservatives.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:08 am

And it has gained Leeds West from the Lib Dems.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:09 am

Now it's the mugwumple.
Oh - phew - he's gone.

NonOxCol · Post by **NonOxCol** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:09 am

Peston is calling Labour's win in Stockton South the most significant result of the night so far.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:11 am

James Ball‏Verified account @jamesrbuk 5m
Despite every shock to date, the biggest question of the night is *still* how Nigel Farage keeps getting into every TV studio. #ge2017

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:12 am

Chris Smith‏ @SmithAtTheEdge 1m1 minute ago
#GE2017 is the Millennial election. They registered. They voted. They turned it.

NonOxCol · Post by **NonOxCol** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:14 am

Spare a thought for Paul Dacre. He was *so* close to his ultimate wank fantasy.

Now his head must be exploding like Belloq at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:14 am

Britain Elects @britainelects
#GE2017: Ealing Central & Acton:
Lab: 59.7% (+16.5)
Con: 34.7% (-7.9)
LDem: 5.6% (-0.5)

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:15 am

NonOxCol wrote:Spare a thought for Paul Dacre. He was *so* close to his ultimate wank fantasy.

Now his head must be exploding like Belloq at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Or various people in Scanners

HindleA · Post by **HindleA** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:15 am

So bye bye Wharton.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:16 am

Senior Tories do not now (currently) expect to get an overall majority

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:17 am

Labour has won Bury North from the Conservatives’ David Nuttall.

James Frith won 25,683 votes to Nuttall’s 21,308.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:19 am

Oonagh‏ @Okeating 2m2 minutes ago
Nigel Farage is threatening to return. I'm still waiting for the gobby tosser to leave in the first place. #GE2017

Post by **refitman** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:19 am

tinyclanger2 wrote:Britain Elects @britainelects
#GE2017: Ealing Central & Acton:
Lab: 59.7% (+16.5)
Con: 34.7% (-7.9)
LDem: 5.6% (-0.5)

300 majority to 14,000 majority (I think).

HindleA · Post by **HindleA** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:19 am

#DanHodges

Can we just be clear. Given the "poll surge" is down to Corbyn, presumably the result on Thursday will be down to him as well.

ukwatching · Post by **ukwatching** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:20 am

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... 7-13158520" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Manchester results starting to come in. Looking good for Labour
And Simon Danczuk loses deposit

Sky'sGoneOut · Post by **Sky'sGoneOut** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:21 am

So while a few of my fellow Scots seem intent on embarrassing themselves at least my current adopted home of Yorkshire is regaining some of its sanity.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:21 am

Boris Johnson, the foreign secretary and now clear favourite to become next Conservative leader, has arrived at his count in Uxbridge and South Ruislip.

Johnson speeches are not always noted for their accuracy, but his face is incapable of telling a lie.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:22 am

Beyond Farcical.

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:23 am

James Martin‏Verified account @Pundamentalism 1m1 minute ago
Amber Rudd currently being briefed to resign for Theresa May. #GE2017

NonOxCol · Post by **NonOxCol** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:25 am

tinyclanger2 wrote:
NonOxCol wrote:Spare a thought for Paul Dacre. He was *so* close to his ultimate wank fantasy.

Now his head must be exploding like Belloq at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Or various people in Scanners

Belloq liked the Nazis though, didn't he?

tinyclanger2 · Post by **tinyclanger2** » Fri 09 Jun, 2017 2:25 am