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page too
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Is this one really that dim?
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page too two
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Squirrels?
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PorFavor wrote:Squirrels?
lots
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Another hour, or thereabouts, before the outcome\s.
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In addition to the squirrels, my computer went funny today. The clock went forward 2 hours, for some reason. I gather it's a fairly widespread glitch. I got someone to sort it out for me, but then my cursor went missing. Turned it off and turned it on again, and it seems ok now. Touch wood.
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Result now expected at around 10pm, I'm hearing.
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PorFavor wrote: Turned it off and turned it on again
You'd be good on an IT Helpdesk...
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Grace: "Wiggling buttocks enliven existential hell of Brexit debate"

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... xit-debate" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Worth watching accompanying video for Ed Miliband's reaction.
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For what we are about to receive . . .
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God
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Me nerves
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Oh, well.
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God
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Pathetic
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So now it’s May’s really popular deal which absolutely everyone has wanted from day 1
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Vote 4
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that bad, huh? I've not looked yet
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tinyclanger2 wrote:Vote 4
no
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Nick Boles is reported as having crossed the Floor of the House.
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Breaking - Nick Boles resigns the Conservative whip on the floor of the House of Commons, saying his party cannot compromise
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@PF

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Well ish I only have him half way across....
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David.F.Cameron.
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Conservative colleagues calling out -

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Thanks to the LibDems and CHUKers, it appears.
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Man overboard!
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Breaking - Nick Boles resigns the Conservative whip on the floor of the House of Commons, saying his party cannot compromise
Not quite sure when we'll get to see it though...

Edit - ah, that must have been when I was talking to 'er indoors about what we were both doing tomorrow...
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Well and truly screwed. Would like to see the details of who voted for what...
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Julian Lewis, a Tory Brexiter, says 157 Tories voted last week in favour of a no-deal Brexit
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/bl ... 3458366359" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski's candy store
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And they really were. At least one of them. Sorry for having a song for every occasion. I can't help it. You may have gathered that by now.
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Detailed headcounts here - I think TIG and the Lib Dems have delivered, at the very best if we're lucky, the WA and PD as it stands with a harder right new PM to take it forward.

Edited to add - although I confidently expect to hear from them that it's all the labour party's fault, and labour numbers would have made the difference in CMii and CU and CPV but only because people voted against the whip (and most voted against CMii which was the whipped vote, I think) or against the looser party line.
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adam wrote:Detailed headcounts here - I think TIG and the Lib Dems have delivered, at the very best if we're lucky, the WA and PD as it stands with a harder right new PM to take it forward.
How?
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adam wrote:Detailed headcounts here - I think TIG and the Lib Dems have delivered, at the very best if we're lucky, the WA and PD as it stands with a harder right new PM to take it forward.
How?
Because the lunatic tories now have a legitimate argument that the commons don't have anything positive to put forward and May now has an argument that as the WA is the only possible deal it should be that or no deal.

ETA - as the lunatic tories have said now, the only 'deal' the commons has passed is the one asking for somebody else to come up with a different plan for the Irish border. So we should go ahead with that one. I would imagine they will be pressing that argument again now - it's no backstop or no deal.
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I looked at the Clarke vote. Basically only Labour and Tories voted for it.
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And, following on from that, the issue isn't that the WA is an abomination because it isn't (although it's clearly bollocks as it stands because of the NI situation but it's only clearly bollocks because any way forward would be clearly bollocks), it's that this will now get us out one way or another without any really telling pressure upon the government to go forward looking for a closer association. We'll leave, and whoever it is further to the right who takes over from May will lead us to a minimal trade deal.
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adam wrote:
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adam wrote:Detailed headcounts here - I think TIG and the Lib Dems have delivered, at the very best if we're lucky, the WA and PD as it stands with a harder right new PM to take it forward.
How?
Because the lunatic tories now have a legitimate argument that the commons don't have anything positive to put forward and May now has an argument that as the WA is the only possible deal it should be that or no deal.
Thank you. I tried deleting my question after clearing my head and thinking on it a minute. I understand the reason for gloom. Is there no hope for better?
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Whilst I would have no real expectation of this, this was obviously also the moment for those in the cabinet who had been ordered not to vote at all to say fuck this and vote as they chose. And of course they didn't.
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PorFavor wrote:In addition to the squirrels, my computer went funny today. The clock went forward 2 hours, for some reason. I gather it's a fairly widespread glitch.
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I appreciate that I might be 'reacting in the moment' a bit here but I honestly can't see a better way forward. Although if May now forces her deal through she is very likely to lose the DUP's C&S arrangement, and possibly a few more of her less right colleagues, and I would guess that we are a little more likely to have an election.

Although I suspect whoever takes over from her will say to the DUP and the EU 'sod the backstop' and just see what happens.
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Been out celebrating my unlikely survival for another year on this benighted globe, had a lovely Afghani chicken curry, some some splendid real ales, some fine company, then I get back to find everything in the real world is still shit.

Splendid.
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totally unnecessary dread, anxiety
wasted time, energy, resources
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I notice the guardian, in listing who voted for and against, are hiding TIG in amongst 'independents' rather than point out what they all voted against.
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The House of Commons again votes against all options. A hard #Brexit becomes nearly inevitable. On Wednesday, the U.K. has a last chance to break the deadlock or face the abyss. (Politics Live, Guardian)
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Night night.
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adam wrote:I notice the guardian, in listing who voted for and against, are hiding TIG in amongst 'independents' rather than point out what they all voted against.
Check again on this page, they're listed
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng ... tive-votes" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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PorFavor wrote:Night night.
Goodnight, PorFavor
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citizenJA wrote:
adam wrote:I notice the guardian, in listing who voted for and against, are hiding TIG in amongst 'independents' rather than point out what they all voted against.
Check again on this page, they're listed
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng ... tive-votes" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
You're right - it's the entry on the live feed that doesn't.
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So rather than cooperate they've decided to shoot each other in the face in classic Prisoner's Dilemna style.

This is testing my normally cheery disposition.
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What's going on Wednesday?
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