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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 8:12 pm 
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PaulfromYorkshire wrote:
I spoke too soon.

Apparently we have a "new and improved" Brexit deal at our disposition. All those lovely feature fireplaces and sidestops. All yours for a vote for Theresa.


"Bold!" (à la Hugh Paddick).


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 8:33 pm 
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IE the impression of doing nothing,aids continued misanthropy without scrutiny


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 8:34 pm 
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What an ugly phrase - "provider collaboratives".


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 8:42 pm 
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Night night.


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 9:42 pm 
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Oh dear,I happened to watch the Eurovision for a few minutes,a clear fuck off out of the party breach,especially for those that aren't in it.


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Never heard of Madonna must be desperate to get to be known and in penury.


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A tart apparently ,not that I've got anything against whores,being one myself but that is different,I'm less successful and sell myself and wares "purely"


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You can question legitimately without being a twonk.


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 9:58 pm 
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https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey ... ssion=true


85 % not expected to work,logic dictates it acts as an incentive to give up work work less hours ,lose a spouse,become ill etc.Open WTC is largely the ruse is more in benefits for those that can.


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Initial inclusion of CA rather gives the game away in malicious intent


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Unintended malicious intent


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 10:04 pm 
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HindleA wrote:
Never heard of Madonna


If true, that is genuinely impressive sir.


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 10:36 pm 
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Clarityn + red wine + Sky'sGoneOut = being woken up by the bus driver in Leeds bus station.

After a week of hayfever misery I conceded defeat yesterday and went and got some antihistamines. Obviously I researched beforehand which were the least likely to render me unconcious after alcohol and settled on Clarityn. This, as the above suggests, was a complete failure. I remember trying to stop myself lying down and curling up on the seat as we were approaching Farsley then nothing until a nice portly driver shook me awake at Leeds bus station.

But to be fair my nose is no longer running uncontrollably so swings and roundabouts and all that.


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Don't be impressed,have seen her in concert,an obvious life time ban offence.


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I even enjoyed it,the shame.


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 10:44 pm 
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not that I've got anything against whores,being one myself


That would explain the short gold lame skirts and the fake fur jacket I found in the wardrobe.

How much do you charge for a good hard shag?


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Stop the Vaping nonsense is my advice.


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 10:48 pm 
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It wasn't fake it was was made from my last client.


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 10:51 pm 
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Have you heard of the (Manchester)Piccadilly Rats,quite a well known busking outfit apparently,just lost a long time member I made a quest appearance for them yesterday?


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 10:52 pm 
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So you're saying if I go back to inhaling various carcinogenic chemical compounds and elements there's a chance we might get it on?


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 10:57 pm 
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Wasn't allowed to take a bus home even though Manchester claimed they were free.


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 11:03 pm 
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If you are going to stop,stop.Half measures are to no avail.IMHO.Realise I'm very much agin the "controlled"/harm reduction thing,what I see as deception.


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A very lucrative deception.


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 11:09 pm 
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I have a rare blood disease where smoking is essential.Tax deductable.


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In no way I'm I deceiving myself.


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 11:25 pm 
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The only way to control the harm you're talking about is through a well funded and functional welfare state.

Unfortunately most of the people we all rub shoulders with couldn't give a shit until they need it because they've been subjected to decades of propaganda about the state wasting their taxes. Never the Tory state of course, never the billions wasted on Universal credit or the millions on Boris' Garden bridge. It's always about us on the left frittering away their cash on stuff like trying to give their kids school meals or offering their kids somewhere to go like youth centres and giving them avenues to express themselves other than stabbing each other.

My bus stopped on the way home on Chapeltown road because it was blocked off by police cars. I got off the bus with the driver to find out what was going on and yet again a black kid had stabbed another black kid. After a word with the police our bus was allowed to move on and everything went back to normal.


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HindleA wrote:
In no way I'm I deceiving myself.


Hmmm....we all deceive ourselves whether we like it or not.

At least our brains do.

Take a look from side to side.

Notice any motion blur?

No?

How could that be?

Look it up at www.Skyisasmugasshole.com


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PostPosted: Sun 19 May, 2019 11:59 pm 
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With respect,addiction is blind to class,colour or any other categorisarion,the left's penchant to othering is no less pernicious than the right's and certainly get's us no further in dealing with.


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I speak as an alkie with over two years in a dry house,full time work,great strong,stable family etc made no difference.


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The harm reduction I speak off is the controlling of addiction,evidential bollox IMHO.


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PostPosted: Mon 20 May, 2019 12:08 am 
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What the fuck are you doing around at this time anyway?


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Or more correctly a perfect excuse for non abstinence and consequent risk needlessly,for me.


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Off for two weeks.Not (so far)illegal


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PostPosted: Mon 20 May, 2019 12:17 am 
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I was never put on the sick by Thatch,even though sick.A serious question why have the numbers remained,either not really ill or too loose a definition by logic must still be the case of that is the contention.People dying off that were supposedly put there has had no effect.


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PostPosted: Mon 20 May, 2019 12:18 am 
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I see.

Please tell me you're going to use this time to do something cool.


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It's a game the politicos play,reversed accusations appropriately


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Jet wash the patio,dentist,gardening,lying in brother in law's hot tub


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PostPosted: Mon 20 May, 2019 12:27 am 
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What's the point of the dentist you toothless eedjit?


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When about 60,my aim is to travel/do "run" to as many places I can.


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Still have half of them left,I negotiated 50% discount


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No tomatoes this year,unfortunate timing of planting out/can't be arsed redoing.


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PostPosted: Mon 20 May, 2019 12:38 am 
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Just still being alive tomorrow is my usual aim.


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Maybe jet wash my teeth in a hot tub with a dentist


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Even if dead,still my aim.Death is just an excuse in the Brave New World


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I'll probably be quicker.


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And reasonable chance of top 50 in the male corpse category


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Nobody would be able to tell the difference,tbh.


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https://www.theguardian.com/society/201 ... s-says-ngo

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