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tinyclanger2 wrote:P.
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If you say so, I suppose.
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Ta
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Christmas with a mum with late stage Alzheimer's. She never stops talking, ever, it's an endless stream of sadly restricted consciousness. The same simple phrases and thoughts repeated over and over and over again. It's maddening. And that's awful to say but it's true. Simetimes reality is an absolute bastard. Merry Christmas.
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I hear you. It’s a fine balance.
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Frans Timmermann is more forgiving than me.
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On the big Q’s sensationally insensitive going on about Christianity (under the current circs) can we surmise what ‘bumpy’ is a euphemism for?
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At least she didn't use Latin this time...

Or maybe she did. I confess I haven't actually seen it. Just assuming 'bumpy' is an attempt to appear less regal and more regular human.
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Ah yes.
Vox populi, vox dei.
As I would say.
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So not just p*ss-takingly understating what a massive c***-up 2019 has been then.
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Willow904 wrote:At least she didn't use Latin this time...

Or maybe she did. I confess I haven't actually seen it. Just assuming 'bumpy' is an attempt to appear less regal and more regular human.
You haven't seen it? Who do you think you are? Jeremy Corbyn?

(I haven't seen it, either. I'm going to wait for the sequel which stars Andrew. With the Quing singing, in the background, "My Favourite Son" from "The Sound of Music".)
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Oh - good morfternoon.

I'm relieved that the drought is over.
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@tinyclanger2

Thanks for the PTO! Much needed.
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I only removed an extraneous space, for God's sake!
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tinyclanger2 wrote:So not just p*ss-takingly understating what a massive c***-up 2019 has been then.
Understatement is a core British value.

Co-incidentally I happened to catch the end of Carry on up the Khyber yesterday. The Queen is reminiscent of Joan Sims calmly telling an anecdote while picking a giant piece of plaster out of her hair. We can all see the room collapsing around her, but her zen-like demeanour almost convinces that all is well. And although most certainly doomed in the longer run, the royals can be reasonably confident that a distraction of kilt-lifting proportions will come along in the meantime and buy them a few more years of declining influence.
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PorFavor wrote:Oh - good morfternoon.

I'm relieved that the drought is over.
Been so long (an entire day) that I had almost forgotten what rain is like :P
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Good afternoon, everyone.
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"...there is no better way to be made aware of your own culture than by being immersed in another."
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tinyclanger2 wrote:Frans Timmermann is more forgiving than me.
Same here
Timmermann is more forgiving than me
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citizenJA wrote:
tinyclanger2 wrote:Frans Timmermann is more forgiving than me.
Same here
Timmermann is more forgiving than me
My home is the UK
The UK's departure from the EU is a frightful mistake
It may be a mistake, but it was no accident. The sabotage of UK trading interests has been deliberate and thorough.
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I've been thinking about the voting result in North East Somerset that comfortably returned Rees-Mogg and, although showed an increase in support for the Libdems, was nothing like what was suggested in the private polling released by the Libdems and which appeared, among other constituency polls, to prompt Swinson's delusional expectations. Were the Libdems played? To bounce them into supporting an election? I know it's a little extreme to suggest private polling may have been manipulated in this way but I'm struggling to understand how else the Libdems formed such a strong wrong impression of how things stood in certain seats. Dr Phil Hammond had withdrawn from standing for the NHA party having correctly surmised that only a unity candidate could beat Rees-Mogg and was querying where the idea the Libdems could win in NE Somerset was coming from. We both live here and we both knew they were very unlikely to overtake Labour into second, let alone win, yet social media was awash with people who believed just that.

Also some Labour material contained the equally delusional suggestion that private polling showed that Labour was more popular than the Libdems in Bath when tactical voting is stripped out. Again, complete nonsense and if believed only likely to reduce tactical support for the Libdems from Labour, with the result of letting the Tories back in.

The Tories can only win if the left is divided, we all know this, so why is the left always so enthusiastic in its desire to oblige them? Surely Labour is able to compile more accurate data for itself, even if the Libdems can't?
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Willow904 wrote:I've been thinking about the voting result in North East Somerset that comfortably returned Rees-Mogg and, although showed an increase in support for the Libdems, was nothing like what was suggested in the private polling released by the Libdems and which appeared, among other constituency polls, to prompt Swinson's delusional expectations. Were the Libdems played? To bounce them into supporting an election? I know it's a little extreme to suggest private polling may have been manipulated in this way but I'm struggling to understand how else the Libdems formed such a strong wrong impression of how things stood in certain seats. Dr Phil Hammond had withdrawn from standing for the NHA party having correctly surmised that only a unity candidate could beat Rees-Mogg and was querying where the idea the Libdems could win in NE Somerset was coming from. We both live here and we both knew they were very unlikely to overtake Labour into second, let alone win, yet social media was awash with people who believed just that.

Also some Labour material contained the equally delusional suggestion that private polling showed that Labour was more popular than the Libdems in Bath when tactical voting is stripped out. Again, complete nonsense and if believed only likely to reduce tactical support for the Libdems from Labour, with the result of letting the Tories back in.

The Tories can only win if the left is divided, we all know this, so why is the left always so enthusiastic in its desire to oblige them? Surely Labour is able to compile more accurate data for itself, even if the Libdems can't?
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Willow904 wrote:
citizenJA wrote:
tinyclanger2 wrote:Frans Timmermann is more forgiving than me.
Same here
Timmermann is more forgiving than me
My home is the UK
The UK's departure from the EU is a frightful mistake
It may be a mistake, but it was no accident. The sabotage of UK trading interests has been deliberate and thorough.
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Given that the righteous ones (the left, environmental campaigners etc) will alway split on small ideological details rather than coalesce on more important things, our only solution is PR. Surely this is one thing the left could agree on - and if not why not?
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tinyclanger2 wrote:Given that the righteous ones (the left, environmental campaigners etc) will alway split on small ideological details rather than coalesce on more important things, our only solution is PR. Surely this is one thing the left could agree on - and if not why not?

Are you talkin' to me or chewin' a brick?
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Both. What of it?
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That's alright, then. Just checking.
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I could perhaps have phrased the above more delicately.
But I couldn’t be ars*d.
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:dance: :flick: :dance: :flick: :dance: :flick: :dance:
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I think I need a vermouth.
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But am making do with a sherry being chez parents.
A largely booze-free zone.
Perfect for Christmas.
Or indeed any other time of year.
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tinyclanger2 wrote:Given that the righteous ones (the left, environmental campaigners etc) will alway split on small ideological details rather than coalesce on more important things, our only solution is PR. Surely this is one thing the left could agree on - and if not why not?
I get the feeling Labour are as far away as ever from the proper left coalition necessary to achieve constitutional change. Given the ridiculous amount of votes the Libdems got per MP elected this last time, however, I wonder if they might be a bit closer to seeing the need.
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Not to the mention the Green’s 800 k votes per one seat.
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tinyclanger2 wrote:But am making do with a sherry being chez parents.
A largely booze-free zone.
Perfect for Christmas.
Or indeed any other time of year.
It's been a largely heat-free and hot water-free zone here. Bloody festive. Still, I've survived.
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Party on!
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What does Constance make of it?
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Afternoon all.

A brief visit to hope everyone's well and having a fun time.

My day hasn't been exactly a barrel of laughs - woke up feeling wretched and have spent all of it until now in bed. Come downstairs for some tea and toast after which I will no doubt return to bed. And Orient lost in my absence - my son went and is now on his way home in that Wales.
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tinyclanger2 wrote:What does Constance make of it?
She's been refusing to do the washing up. But she's been keeping warm.
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PorFavor wrote:
tinyclanger2 wrote:What does Constance make of it?
She's been refusing to do the washing up. But she's been keeping warm.
That’s cats for you.
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RogerOThornhill wrote:Afternoon all.

A brief visit to hope everyone's well and having a fun time.

My day hasn't been exactly a barrel of laughs - woke up feeling wretched and have spent all of it until now in bed. Come downstairs for some tea and toast after which I will no doubt return to bed. And Orient lost in my absence - my son went and is now on his way home in that Wales.
Hope you feel better soon.
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The best apple blackberry blueberry port honey crumble with vanilla ice cream I've ever made in my life is here.
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oh yeah
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PorFavor wrote:
RogerOThornhill wrote:Afternoon all.

A brief visit to hope everyone's well and having a fun time.

My day hasn't been exactly a barrel of laughs - woke up feeling wretched and have spent all of it until now in bed. Come downstairs for some tea and toast after which I will no doubt return to bed. And Orient lost in my absence - my son went and is now on his way home in that Wales.
Hope you feel better soon.
Get well soon, RogerOThornhill.
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crumble post was stream of consciousness
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Cue HindleA
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For some reason I have been singing “I wanna wish you a merry christmas” in my head all day ....
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... from the bottom of my hea ea ea eart.
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Guess what?
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