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onebuttonmonkey wrote:Evening all.

It appears I'm wearing a t-shirt that says "shameless, self-promotion corner", and - you'll be ever so surprised to hear - it also looks like I've got a link to some furious (if formulaic) shouting about BBCQT. Erm. I'll just post it here and hope you don't hate me for the presumption of doing so:

http://onebuttonmonkey.com/obm/2014/10/ ... wbury.html

It's better than the version in the Graun because; (a) it's not in the Graun's awful Beta comments, and (b) it calls Jeremy Hunt more names than the G version.

Right. It's a glass of rum and a cigarette for me.
Great idea to give us the heads up here (sorry about the Americanism) rather than on OalA, and you are to commended for it. I'd love to see FTN as the home of such erudite posting, rather than the Graun getting the props. I can think of another poster here whose excellent and original work is generally wasted upon the rightist scumboils that swarm all over the other place, he mentioned casually whilst trying not to raise an arch eyebrow in the general direction of our resident chess genius.

Sorry I've be absent today. I've been - and remain - on the hunt for a car for the job which starts on Monday (eek). I've seen lots of rusty, nasty, abused, mistreated examples of mans' inhumanity to inanimate objects, the last of which was an A-class Merc which was anything other than class. It actually looked like it had spent its entire life on a dodgems ride, and that it had spent its life stood out in particularly acid rain.

The search continues tomorrow with two Puntos, one of which is extremely tasty and thus somewhat expensive, a Saxo and a Fiat Stilo whose group 15 insurance tag has rather cooled my ardour to own it. Thus is bangernomics, the art of picking up cheap 4-5-6 owners cars and running them until just before the point where they're likely to break down, at which juncture you wave it goodbye and get the next rat car.

One day I'll have that 9-3 Convertible, I swear. Just not now, and certainly not for about 800 quid.
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Mencap backing Lord Freud, as Guido tells us.
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Great to see @mencap_charity spokesperson @ciarale01 on BBC news at 10 highlighting how damaging Lord Freud's comments are!
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letsskiptotheleft wrote:Peter Hitchen's, is to be blunt, a strange bod, disapproves of the privatisation of state assets, of the de-industrialisation of vast areas of this country, all things I can agree with. He then of course spoils it by living in the 50s, the evil threatening us from the EU, his obsession with immigration.

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/ ... tion-.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

He's the Mail's version of Oborne, at times brilliant, yes I did write that, mainly for his withering attacks on Tories, and unlike Oborne he never finds time to praise Empty,he's strange one.

There is a lot of which I agree with here, unlike a lot of journalists he doesn't kow-tow to the emails which get sent out from Con Headquarters to attack Miliband, yes it does happen, he confirmed it once.
He's not his brother though.
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ErnstRemarx wrote:
onebuttonmonkey wrote:Evening all.

It appears I'm wearing a t-shirt that says "shameless, self-promotion corner", and - you'll be ever so surprised to hear - it also looks like I've got a link to some furious (if formulaic) shouting about BBCQT. Erm. I'll just post it here and hope you don't hate me for the presumption of doing so:

http://onebuttonmonkey.com/obm/2014/10/ ... wbury.html

It's better than the version in the Graun because; (a) it's not in the Graun's awful Beta comments, and (b) it calls Jeremy Hunt more names than the G version.

Right. It's a glass of rum and a cigarette for me.
Great idea to give us the heads up here (sorry about the Americanism) rather than on OalA, and you are to commended for it. I'd love to see FTN as the home of such erudite posting, rather than the Graun getting the props. I can think of another poster here whose excellent and original work is generally wasted upon the rightist scumboils that swarm all over the other place, he mentioned casually whilst trying not to raise an arch eyebrow in the general direction of our resident chess genius.

Sorry I've be absent today. I've been - and remain - on the hunt for a car for the job which starts on Monday (eek). I've seen lots of rusty, nasty, abused, mistreated examples of mans' inhumanity to inanimate objects, the last of which was an A-class Merc which was anything other than class. It actually looked like it had spent its entire life on a dodgems ride, and that it had spent its life stood out in particularly acid rain.

The search continues tomorrow with two Puntos, one of which is extremely tasty and thus somewhat expensive, a Saxo and a Fiat Stilo whose group 15 insurance tag has rather cooled my ardour to own it. Thus is bangernomics, the art of picking up cheap 4-5-6 owners cars and running them until just before the point where they're likely to break down, at which juncture you wave it goodbye and get the next rat car.

One day I'll have that 9-3 Convertible, I swear. Just not now, and certainly not for about 800 quid.
Don't forget any tax on a car now isn't transferable. You'll have to tax it from the date you buy it yourself.
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ErnstRemarx wrote:
onebuttonmonkey wrote:Evening all.

It appears I'm wearing a t-shirt that says "shameless, self-promotion corner", and - you'll be ever so surprised to hear - it also looks like I've got a link to some furious (if formulaic) shouting about BBCQT. Erm. I'll just post it here and hope you don't hate me for the presumption of doing so:

http://onebuttonmonkey.com/obm/2014/10/ ... wbury.html

It's better than the version in the Graun because; (a) it's not in the Graun's awful Beta comments, and (b) it calls Jeremy Hunt more names than the G version.

Right. It's a glass of rum and a cigarette for me.
Great idea to give us the heads up here (sorry about the Americanism) rather than on OalA, and you are to commended for it. I'd love to see FTN as the home of such erudite posting, rather than the Graun getting the props. I can think of another poster here whose excellent and original work is generally wasted upon the rightist scumboils that swarm all over the other place, he mentioned casually whilst trying not to raise an arch eyebrow in the general direction of our resident chess genius.

Sorry I've be absent today. I've been - and remain - on the hunt for a car for the job which starts on Monday (eek). I've seen lots of rusty, nasty, abused, mistreated examples of mans' inhumanity to inanimate objects, the last of which was an A-class Merc which was anything other than class. It actually looked like it had spent its entire life on a dodgems ride, and that it had spent its life stood out in particularly acid rain.

The search continues tomorrow with two Puntos, one of which is extremely tasty and thus somewhat expensive, a Saxo and a Fiat Stilo whose group 15 insurance tag has rather cooled my ardour to own it. Thus is bangernomics, the art of picking up cheap 4-5-6 owners cars and running them until just before the point where they're likely to break down, at which juncture you wave it goodbye and get the next rat car.

One day I'll have that 9-3 Convertible, I swear. Just not now, and certainly not for about 800 quid.
The QT summary is brilliant.

That description of David Cameron should be engraved on his tombstone (and maybe one day it will be).

As for cars, if you want a toy I am afraid you have the insurance costs. I used to love driving cars with 240 bhp like a granny. I always believed in driving at the speed limit, I just don't see why I should wait to get there. I have ambitions after a few more years of driving tanks to get one with 280bhp - used of course.

Besides if you want a bundle of joy you can get a nice Mx-5 for not much. The only issue is the rear wings rust, so you need one that hasn't (or has been done). I am afraid though your 9-3 is gone forever - much like the original MR-2 I always wanted but never got.
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Tubby Isaacs wrote:Mencap backing Lord Freud, as Guido tells us.
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Great to see @mencap_charity spokesperson @ciarale01 on BBC news at 10 highlighting how damaging Lord Freud's comments are!
Even WatO, that bastion of Tory self preening and fawning managed to accidentally (and probably against editorial policy) speak to a Welsh bloke (ex-Remploy) who gave it both barrels to the Tories. I can already imagine Dave pursing his lips and preparing to deploy his own deceased son as proof of how much he "cares" about the disabled, the fat baconfaced lying twat.
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TechnicalEphemera wrote:
ErnstRemarx wrote:
onebuttonmonkey wrote:Evening all.

It appears I'm wearing a t-shirt that says "shameless, self-promotion corner", and - you'll be ever so surprised to hear - it also looks like I've got a link to some furious (if formulaic) shouting about BBCQT. Erm. I'll just post it here and hope you don't hate me for the presumption of doing so:

http://onebuttonmonkey.com/obm/2014/10/ ... wbury.html

It's better than the version in the Graun because; (a) it's not in the Graun's awful Beta comments, and (b) it calls Jeremy Hunt more names than the G version.

Right. It's a glass of rum and a cigarette for me.
Great idea to give us the heads up here (sorry about the Americanism) rather than on OalA, and you are to commended for it. I'd love to see FTN as the home of such erudite posting, rather than the Graun getting the props. I can think of another poster here whose excellent and original work is generally wasted upon the rightist scumboils that swarm all over the other place, he mentioned casually whilst trying not to raise an arch eyebrow in the general direction of our resident chess genius.

Sorry I've be absent today. I've been - and remain - on the hunt for a car for the job which starts on Monday (eek). I've seen lots of rusty, nasty, abused, mistreated examples of mans' inhumanity to inanimate objects, the last of which was an A-class Merc which was anything other than class. It actually looked like it had spent its entire life on a dodgems ride, and that it had spent its life stood out in particularly acid rain.

The search continues tomorrow with two Puntos, one of which is extremely tasty and thus somewhat expensive, a Saxo and a Fiat Stilo whose group 15 insurance tag has rather cooled my ardour to own it. Thus is bangernomics, the art of picking up cheap 4-5-6 owners cars and running them until just before the point where they're likely to break down, at which juncture you wave it goodbye and get the next rat car.

One day I'll have that 9-3 Convertible, I swear. Just not now, and certainly not for about 800 quid.
The QT summary is brilliant.

That description of David Cameron should be engraved on his tombstone (and maybe one day it will be).

As for cars, if you want a toy I am afraid you have the insurance costs. I used to love driving cars with 240 bhp like a granny. I always believed in driving at the speed limit, I just don't see why I should wait to get there. I have ambitions after a few more years of driving tanks to get one with 280bhp - used of course.

Besides if you want a bundle of joy you can get a nice Mx-5 for not much. The only issue is the rear wings rust, so you need one that hasn't (or has been done). I am afraid though your 9-3 is gone forever - much like the original MR-2 I always wanted but never got.
Like this?

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/used-cars/t ... ?logcode=p" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Very smart, not much good with three dogs though, I should have a van.
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Cripes - from the Guardian.
Two men accused of being involved in a terrorist plot in London were covertly recorded as they apparently prepared to buy a firearm, the Old Bailey has heard.

A listening device in their car recorded them using the codewords “sausage” and “sauce” to describe items they planned to purchase, the jury was told.
I can only assume they were going to blow up the portrait of "The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies."
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Tom Pride has a link the the suppressed Musgrove Park hospital report about the problems with Vanguard. I doubt anybody here would be interested in such a thing, but just in case I'm wrong ..... ;-)

http://tompride.wordpress.com/2014/10/1 ... e-company/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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diGriz wrote:
ErnstRemarx wrote:
onebuttonmonkey wrote:Evening all.

It appears I'm wearing a t-shirt that says "shameless, self-promotion corner", and - you'll be ever so surprised to hear - it also looks like I've got a link to some furious (if formulaic) shouting about BBCQT. Erm. I'll just post it here and hope you don't hate me for the presumption of doing so:

http://onebuttonmonkey.com/obm/2014/10/ ... wbury.html

It's better than the version in the Graun because; (a) it's not in the Graun's awful Beta comments, and (b) it calls Jeremy Hunt more names than the G version.

Right. It's a glass of rum and a cigarette for me.
Great idea to give us the heads up here (sorry about the Americanism) rather than on OalA, and you are to commended for it. I'd love to see FTN as the home of such erudite posting, rather than the Graun getting the props. I can think of another poster here whose excellent and original work is generally wasted upon the rightist scumboils that swarm all over the other place, he mentioned casually whilst trying not to raise an arch eyebrow in the general direction of our resident chess genius.

Sorry I've be absent today. I've been - and remain - on the hunt for a car for the job which starts on Monday (eek). I've seen lots of rusty, nasty, abused, mistreated examples of mans' inhumanity to inanimate objects, the last of which was an A-class Merc which was anything other than class. It actually looked like it had spent its entire life on a dodgems ride, and that it had spent its life stood out in particularly acid rain.

The search continues tomorrow with two Puntos, one of which is extremely tasty and thus somewhat expensive, a Saxo and a Fiat Stilo whose group 15 insurance tag has rather cooled my ardour to own it. Thus is bangernomics, the art of picking up cheap 4-5-6 owners cars and running them until just before the point where they're likely to break down, at which juncture you wave it goodbye and get the next rat car.

One day I'll have that 9-3 Convertible, I swear. Just not now, and certainly not for about 800 quid.
Don't forget any tax on a car now isn't transferable. You'll have to tax it from the date you buy it yourself.
Thanks - I'd not realised that. That's a bummer. So, if the car's advertised as taxed until April 2015, I'll still have to tax it, regardless? That's a pile of shite.
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TechnicalEphemera wrote:Cripes - from the Guardian.
Two men accused of being involved in a terrorist plot in London were covertly recorded as they apparently prepared to buy a firearm, the Old Bailey has heard.

A listening device in their car recorded them using the codewords “sausage” and “sauce” to describe items they planned to purchase, the jury was told.
I can only assume they were going to blow up the portrait of "The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies."
If one of those suspects has the surname "Dibbler" it is just possible they may have the wrong men.
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TheGrimSqueaker wrote:
TechnicalEphemera wrote:Cripes - from the Guardian.
Two men accused of being involved in a terrorist plot in London were covertly recorded as they apparently prepared to buy a firearm, the Old Bailey has heard.

A listening device in their car recorded them using the codewords “sausage” and “sauce” to describe items they planned to purchase, the jury was told.
I can only assume they were going to blow up the portrait of "The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies."
If one of those suspects has the surname "Dibbler" it is just possible they may have the wrong men.
No worries. They'd be in no fit state after eating a "sausage inna bun".
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Evening all, nice to see the press not letting this go
Freud Revelation Exposes Weakness in David Cameron's Technique
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/will-bl ... _hp_ref=tw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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letsskiptotheleft wrote:
Like this?

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/used-cars/t ... ?logcode=p" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Very smart, not much good with three dogs though, I should have a van.
More like this (and one of my cars is technically a van)

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C120025
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refitman wrote:
TheGrimSqueaker wrote:
TechnicalEphemera wrote:Cripes - from the Guardian.
I can only assume they were going to blow up the portrait of "The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies."
If one of those suspects has the surname "Dibbler" it is just possible they may have the wrong men.
No worries. They'd be in no fit state after eating a "sausage inna bun".
On my ever lengthening "What I'll Do If I win The Lottery" list I have two business ideas; the first is to open a second hand bookshop, change my name to Bernard and spend my days drinking red wine & being rude to customers; the second is a chain of dodgy fast food outlets called "Dibblers" serving delicacies such as the aforementioned "sausage inna bun", the meat pie floater and the gourmet meat pie floater (for those who want to know what sort of meat it is). That second one just couldn't fail, despite (or because of) the associations).
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TheGrimSqueaker wrote:
refitman wrote:
TheGrimSqueaker wrote: If one of those suspects has the surname "Dibbler" it is just possible they may have the wrong men.
No worries. They'd be in no fit state after eating a "sausage inna bun".
On my ever lengthening "What I'll Do If I win The Lottery" list I have two business ideas; the first is to open a second hand bookshop, change my name to Bernard and spend my days drinking red wine & being rude to customers; the second is a chain of dodgy fast food outlets called "Dibblers" serving delicacies such as the aforementioned "sausage inna bun", the meat pie floater and the gourmet meat pie floater (for those who want to know what sort of meat it is). That second one just couldn't fail, despite (or because of) the associations).
Would the gourmet floater have red sauce on it? 'Cause it's not right without the red sauce.
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John Mann MP ‏@JohnMannMP · 7m7 minutes ago
If a second person can evidence the alleged PIE MP kingpin then I will be naming him in Parliament ( not a name already out there)

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Just been to the British Academy Immigration and the politics of britishness debate (see Guardian, website advertising does catch some people!). I was pretty impressed by a couple of people (frances webber and Rob ford) which I hope to expand upon at some point. It was good to hear Toby Helm pulled up on his Guardian = centre left description by the audience :lol:
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TheGrimSqueaker wrote:Tom Pride has a link the the suppressed Musgrove Park hospital report about the problems with Vanguard. I doubt anybody here would be interested in such a thing, but just in case I'm wrong ..... ;-)

http://tompride.wordpress.com/2014/10/1 ... e-company/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
That was the scandal I posted on last night, I noted some kind soul had leaked it to the Guardian ( and others it seems).

I will have a read.
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John Mann MP ‏@JohnMannMP · 12m12 minutes ago
Very interesting and significant name suggested for PIE child abuse organiser of MPs. Anyone with info?
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Manhattan foghorn who goes by the name Mensch reckons that if there is an Ebola outbreak a Labour government wouldn't be trusted, stick with the Tories folks, could be the difference between life and death?
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I have two business ideas; the first is to open a second hand bookshop, change my name to Bernard and spend my days drinking red wine & being rude to customers;
That's brilliant. Let us know if you're ever looking for staff.
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TheGrimSqueaker wrote:Tom Pride has a link the the suppressed Musgrove Park hospital report about the problems with Vanguard. I doubt anybody here would be interested in such a thing, but just in case I'm wrong ..... ;-)

http://tompride.wordpress.com/2014/10/1 ... e-company/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Doubtless your mate over at the other place would find it "delicious". Image
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Gosh - Go for it Greeks !
Greek prosecutor orders all Golden Dawn MPs to face criminal trial
Far-right party’s MPs are accused of murder, weapons offences and attacks on immigrants, leftwing activists and gay people
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/o ... CMP=twt_gu" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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refitman wrote:
TheGrimSqueaker wrote:
refitman wrote: No worries. They'd be in no fit state after eating a "sausage inna bun".
On my ever lengthening "What I'll Do If I win The Lottery" list I have two business ideas; the first is to open a second hand bookshop, change my name to Bernard and spend my days drinking red wine & being rude to customers; the second is a chain of dodgy fast food outlets called "Dibblers" serving delicacies such as the aforementioned "sausage inna bun", the meat pie floater and the gourmet meat pie floater (for those who want to know what sort of meat it is). That second one just couldn't fail, despite (or because of) the associations).
Would the gourmet floater have red sauce on it? 'Cause it's not right without the red sauce.
The red sauce is essential with all items, to disguise the taste.
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danesclose wrote:
TheGrimSqueaker wrote:Tom Pride has a link the the suppressed Musgrove Park hospital report about the problems with Vanguard. I doubt anybody here would be interested in such a thing, but just in case I'm wrong ..... ;-)

http://tompride.wordpress.com/2014/10/1 ... e-company/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Doubtless your mate over at the other place would find it "delicious". Image
Based on previous experience he'd more than likely duck any comments as his precious private sector doesn't come out of it awfully well; took me best part of a fortnight once to get him to comment on a negative report relating to Hinchingbrooke, I guess he can't say much for contractual reasons! :rofl:
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tinyclanger2 wrote:
I have two business ideas; the first is to open a second hand bookshop, change my name to Bernard and spend my days drinking red wine & being rude to customers;
That's brilliant. Let us know if you're ever looking for staff.
Have you ever eaten The Little Book Of Calm? If so you are definitely in the running.
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TheGrimSqueaker wrote:
danesclose wrote:
TheGrimSqueaker wrote:Tom Pride has a link the the suppressed Musgrove Park hospital report about the problems with Vanguard. I doubt anybody here would be interested in such a thing, but just in case I'm wrong ..... ;-)

http://tompride.wordpress.com/2014/10/1 ... e-company/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Doubtless your mate over at the other place would find it "delicious". Image
Based on previous experience he'd more than likely duck any comments as his precious private sector doesn't come out of it awfully well; took me best part of a fortnight once to get him to comment on a negative report relating to Hinchingbrooke, I guess he can't say much for contractual reasons! :rofl:
He tried to get everyone interested in some 'research' (sic) that Hunt used that said the NHS could save between £1-2.5bn if they weren't so damn careless and useless at treating patients.

From the DT link, it looked like a back-of-an-envelope job - any answer which has such a wide range is borderline useless.
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TheGrimSqueaker wrote:Tom Pride has a link the the suppressed Musgrove Park hospital report about the problems with Vanguard. I doubt anybody here would be interested in such a thing, but just in case I'm wrong ..... ;-)

http://tompride.wordpress.com/2014/10/1 ... e-company/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Doubtless your mate over at the other place would find it "delicious". Image
Based on previous experience he'd more than likely duck any comments as his precious private sector doesn't come out of it awfully well; took me best part of a fortnight once to get him to comment on a negative report relating to Hinchingbrooke, I guess he can't say much for contractual reasons! :rofl:
An interesting read, at one level it looks like the hospital did all the right things, but if you apply rather more critical thought than the report encourages issues and questions appear.

Scratch unit, unfamiliar and unusual kit, a scratch team that hadn't worked together before AND a very high target number of operations an hour from day one.

Add to that a review (that seemed to be guilty of wishful thinking) and a rather dubious decision to continue for an additional day.

I can see why they are nervous. QA, audit and supervision seemed utterly lacking. The investigation into the root cause seems cursory at best.
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UK private schools handling dirty money - shock

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/educa ... 00001.html

Where do most of the rich foreign kids come from, corrupt countries ruled by despots. No shit Sherlock.
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TechnicalEphemera wrote:
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danesclose wrote: Doubtless your mate over at the other place would find it "delicious". Image
Based on previous experience he'd more than likely duck any comments as his precious private sector doesn't come out of it awfully well; took me best part of a fortnight once to get him to comment on a negative report relating to Hinchingbrooke, I guess he can't say much for contractual reasons! :rofl:
An interesting read, at one level it looks like the hospital did all the right things, but if you apply rather more critical thought than the report encourages issues and questions appear.

Scratch unit, unfamiliar and unusual kit, a scratch team that hadn't worked together before AND a very high target number of operations an hour from day one.

Add to that a review (that seemed to be guilty of wishful thinking) and a rather dubious decision to continue for an additional day.

I can see why they are nervous. QA, audit and supervision seemed utterly lacking. The investigation into the root cause seems cursory at best.
I think you are correct; the hospital does appear to have, in the main, done the right things and even that additional day makes sense if you consider the fluidity of the situation, but less sense with the advantage of hindsight. On the face of it Vanguard are culpable - a chain of subcontracting, coupled with that inadequate supervision, resulting a poorly trained and unprepared staff - but we know that these things have a tendency to bite the NHS on its collective bum rather than the real culprit, thanks to the likes of Staines and his attack dogs (in which grouping I very much include RingPiece, based on past evidence). So, yes, I can understand the nervousness.

@Rog - so he's still up to his usual tricks then? As far as I can tell Sparrow never did follow up on the promise he made to a number of people, to ask the Mods to look into trollish activity; coupled with the fact that he admitted that RP probably is CCHQ I'm led to the conclusion that he is there with the tacit approval of the Graun, which makes posting there a pointless activity. After 30+ years of reading the Guardian it was a remarkably painless experience walking away from it, which really illustrates how little meat there is on it's journalistic bone these days.
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Just when you think she can sink no lower ......

La Mensch's twitter output for this evening.
Wonder if Republicans traditionally being the "daddy party" aka discipline will serve the nominee in 2016 over Ebola. inclined to think so.

Same in the UK. If there is a serious outbreak in the UK I doubt voters will risk a labour government. Time to get serious. #Ebola

I mean exactly what I say. Look at Diane Abbott's irresponsible comments on Ebola patients, Mili's open border policy. No. Way. #LabourFail
Is there no tragedy this vile creature will not use for petty party political advantage, even though the party she is backing really has no time for her? :fire:
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Next Wednesday...
Witness
Wednesday 22 October 2014, Venue: TBC

At 9.30am

Rt Hon Nicky Morgan MP, Secretary of State for Education

Purpose of the session
The session explores certain aspects of the evolution and implementation of the academies and free schools policy with the Secretary of State for Education. This is the final session in the inquiry.
If she's anything like as bad as she was this week, it should be a hoot.

Wonder if she'll explain how the new regional commissioners seem to have gained responsibility for all schools in the two months they've been in post?

Or if she's worked out what 'autonomy' means in respect of sponsored academies?
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:lol!:


1) Louise Mensch ‏@LouiseMensch · 2h2 hours ago
Same in the UK. If there is a serious outbreak in the UK I doubt voters will risk a labour government. Time to get serious. #Ebola

2) Reply : Dick Graceless ‏@DickGraceless · 14m14 minutes ago
Chapter 4, in which @LouiseMensch goes insane > "If there is an outbreak in the UK I doubt voters will risk a labour government. #Ebola”
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TheGrimSqueaker wrote:Just when you think she can sink no lower ......

La Mensch's twitter output for this evening.
Wonder if Republicans traditionally being the "daddy party" aka discipline will serve the nominee in 2016 over Ebola. inclined to think so.

Same in the UK. If there is a serious outbreak in the UK I doubt voters will risk a labour government. Time to get serious. #Ebola

I mean exactly what I say. Look at Diane Abbott's irresponsible comments on Ebola patients, Mili's open border policy. No. Way. #LabourFail
Is there no tragedy this vile creature will not use for petty party political advantage, even though the party she is backing really has no time for her? :fire:[/quote

Ooops - missing the "someone posted" hold thing - :lol:
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AngryAsWell wrote:
TheGrimSqueaker wrote:Just when you think she can sink no lower ......

La Mensch's twitter output for this evening.
Wonder if Republicans traditionally being the "daddy party" aka discipline will serve the nominee in 2016 over Ebola. inclined to think so.

Same in the UK. If there is a serious outbreak in the UK I doubt voters will risk a labour government. Time to get serious. #Ebola

I mean exactly what I say. Look at Diane Abbott's irresponsible comments on Ebola patients, Mili's open border policy. No. Way. #LabourFail
Is there no tragedy this vile creature will not use for petty party political advantage, even though the party she is backing really has no time for her? :fire:[/quote

Ooops - missing the "someone posted" hold thing - :lol:
Just a question of great minds etc ........ ;-)
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Mike Smithson ‏@MSmithsonPB · 2m2 minutes ago
YouGov poll for Sun finds that 41% would vote to remain in the EU while 40% would vote to leave in a referendum Britain's membership
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That tweet by Mensch. Erm. I mean. Um. I can't work out if she's saying "Vote Labour: Get Ebola" or "Let's Get Some Ebola And Keep Labour Out."

Either way. Uh. I. Erm. Well. Words actually fail.
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onebuttonmonkey wrote:That tweet by Mensch. Erm. I mean. Um. I can't work out if she's saying "Vote Labour: Get Ebola" or "Let's Get Some Ebola And Keep Labour Out."

Either way. Uh. I. Erm. Well. Words actually fail.
I doubt even she knows what she was trying to say. Louise and reality are but distant strangers these days.
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TheGrimSqueaker wrote:
onebuttonmonkey wrote:That tweet by Mensch. Erm. I mean. Um. I can't work out if she's saying "Vote Labour: Get Ebola" or "Let's Get Some Ebola And Keep Labour Out."

Either way. Uh. I. Erm. Well. Words actually fail.
I doubt even she knows what she was trying to say. Louise and reality are but distant strangers these days.
I'd say she'd gone completely hatstand, but there doesn't seem to be much point given that she always seems to find another even more barking thing to say afterwards.
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Jeremy Hunt has just told a whopper on QT - apparently they've reduced net migration by a quarter.

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onebuttonmonkey wrote:
TheGrimSqueaker wrote:
onebuttonmonkey wrote:That tweet by Mensch. Erm. I mean. Um. I can't work out if she's saying "Vote Labour: Get Ebola" or "Let's Get Some Ebola And Keep Labour Out."

Either way. Uh. I. Erm. Well. Words actually fail.
I doubt even she knows what she was trying to say. Louise and reality are but distant strangers these days.
I'd say she'd gone completely hatstand, but there doesn't seem to be much point given that she always seems to find another even more barking thing to say afterwards.
Remembering an outstanding Tweet from @marthasydenham

Mensch had Tweeted some absurdity to Peter Jukes

He replied to say "could you be more wrong?"

@martha jumped in to say in fact Mensch could be more wrong and that this wasn't her best work :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Zeus! What an horrible bunch in the audience at QT most of those who have spoken seem to think they know what bloody Freud actually meant! Sickening, and so far only Angela Eagle, Giles Fraser, and Ming Campbell, have spoken up for people with disabilities being, naturally, entitled to the Minimum Wage with no question!
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TechnicalEphemera wrote:
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onebuttonmonkey wrote:Evening all.

It appears I'm wearing a t-shirt that says "shameless, self-promotion corner", and - you'll be ever so surprised to hear - it also looks like I've got a link to some furious (if formulaic) shouting about BBCQT. Erm. I'll just post it here and hope you don't hate me for the presumption of doing so:

http://onebuttonmonkey.com/obm/2014/10/ ... wbury.html

It's better than the version in the Graun because; (a) it's not in the Graun's awful Beta comments, and (b) it calls Jeremy Hunt more names than the G version.

Right. It's a glass of rum and a cigarette for me.
Great idea to give us the heads up here (sorry about the Americanism) rather than on OalA, and you are to commended for it. I'd love to see FTN as the home of such erudite posting, rather than the Graun getting the props. I can think of another poster here whose excellent and original work is generally wasted upon the rightist scumboils that swarm all over the other place, he mentioned casually whilst trying not to raise an arch eyebrow in the general direction of our resident chess genius.

Sorry I've be absent today. I've been - and remain - on the hunt for a car for the job which starts on Monday (eek). I've seen lots of rusty, nasty, abused, mistreated examples of mans' inhumanity to inanimate objects, the last of which was an A-class Merc which was anything other than class. It actually looked like it had spent its entire life on a dodgems ride, and that it had spent its life stood out in particularly acid rain.

The search continues tomorrow with two Puntos, one of which is extremely tasty and thus somewhat expensive, a Saxo and a Fiat Stilo whose group 15 insurance tag has rather cooled my ardour to own it. Thus is bangernomics, the art of picking up cheap 4-5-6 owners cars and running them until just before the point where they're likely to break down, at which juncture you wave it goodbye and get the next rat car.

One day I'll have that 9-3 Convertible, I swear. Just not now, and certainly not for about 800 quid.
The QT summary is brilliant.

That description of David Cameron should be engraved on his tombstone (and maybe one day it will be).

As for cars, if you want a toy I am afraid you have the insurance costs. I used to love driving cars with 240 bhp like a granny. I always believed in driving at the speed limit, I just don't see why I should wait to get there. I have ambitions after a few more years of driving tanks to get one with 280bhp - used of course.

Besides if you want a bundle of joy you can get a nice Mx-5 for not much. The only issue is the rear wings rust, so you need one that hasn't (or has been done). I am afraid though your 9-3 is gone forever - much like the original MR-2 I always wanted but never got.
I'm not having that. The one I'm after is the interim car. We've got a very sound (if dull and utilitarian) Mazda 323 as the main transport, and this next one is to tide us over until we can afford a family car and daddy's toy (at least I've admitted it). And I fancy a 9-3 Convertible, thank you very much, and if the numbers are favourable, I will prevail...
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ErnstRemarx wrote:
TechnicalEphemera wrote:
ErnstRemarx wrote: Great idea to give us the heads up here (sorry about the Americanism) rather than on OalA, and you are to commended for it. I'd love to see FTN as the home of such erudite posting, rather than the Graun getting the props. I can think of another poster here whose excellent and original work is generally wasted upon the rightist scumboils that swarm all over the other place, he mentioned casually whilst trying not to raise an arch eyebrow in the general direction of our resident chess genius.

Sorry I've be absent today. I've been - and remain - on the hunt for a car for the job which starts on Monday (eek). I've seen lots of rusty, nasty, abused, mistreated examples of mans' inhumanity to inanimate objects, the last of which was an A-class Merc which was anything other than class. It actually looked like it had spent its entire life on a dodgems ride, and that it had spent its life stood out in particularly acid rain.

The search continues tomorrow with two Puntos, one of which is extremely tasty and thus somewhat expensive, a Saxo and a Fiat Stilo whose group 15 insurance tag has rather cooled my ardour to own it. Thus is bangernomics, the art of picking up cheap 4-5-6 owners cars and running them until just before the point where they're likely to break down, at which juncture you wave it goodbye and get the next rat car.

One day I'll have that 9-3 Convertible, I swear. Just not now, and certainly not for about 800 quid.
The QT summary is brilliant.

That description of David Cameron should be engraved on his tombstone (and maybe one day it will be).

As for cars, if you want a toy I am afraid you have the insurance costs. I used to love driving cars with 240 bhp like a granny. I always believed in driving at the speed limit, I just don't see why I should wait to get there. I have ambitions after a few more years of driving tanks to get one with 280bhp - used of course.

Besides if you want a bundle of joy you can get a nice Mx-5 for not much. The only issue is the rear wings rust, so you need one that hasn't (or has been done). I am afraid though your 9-3 is gone forever - much like the original MR-2 I always wanted but never got.
I'm not having that. The one I'm after is the interim car. We've got a very sound (if dull and utilitarian) Mazda 323 as the main transport, and this next one is to tide us over until we can afford a family car and daddy's toy (at least I've admitted it). And I fancy a 9-3 Convertible, thank you very much, and if the numbers are favourable, I will prevail...

Your big problem is there probably won't be any 9-3 convertibles left in the country.

Nice car, but unlike legacy Rovers parts will be an issue. What GM did to SAAB was a crime.
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TechnicalEphemera wrote:
ErnstRemarx wrote:
TechnicalEphemera wrote: The QT summary is brilliant.

That description of David Cameron should be engraved on his tombstone (and maybe one day it will be).

As for cars, if you want a toy I am afraid you have the insurance costs. I used to love driving cars with 240 bhp like a granny. I always believed in driving at the speed limit, I just don't see why I should wait to get there. I have ambitions after a few more years of driving tanks to get one with 280bhp - used of course.

Besides if you want a bundle of joy you can get a nice Mx-5 for not much. The only issue is the rear wings rust, so you need one that hasn't (or has been done). I am afraid though your 9-3 is gone forever - much like the original MR-2 I always wanted but never got.
I'm not having that. The one I'm after is the interim car. We've got a very sound (if dull and utilitarian) Mazda 323 as the main transport, and this next one is to tide us over until we can afford a family car and daddy's toy (at least I've admitted it). And I fancy a 9-3 Convertible, thank you very much, and if the numbers are favourable, I will prevail...

Your big problem is there probably won't be any 9-3 convertibles left in the country.

Nice car, but unlike legacy Rovers parts will be an issue. What GM did to SAAB was a crime.
Well yes, we had a 9-3 TDI estate (I say we, it was the missus, and she was about to sign up for a Focus estate on the company lease scheme when a 9-3 came up because someone had left the company just after ordering the car, so would anyone like it for less than the Ford? Yes please.

It was OK, but not the Scandi classic we expected. Very obviously put together from the GM parts bin, although better than the Vectra equivalent, which had nearly killed the missus in the late 90's. Twice. Apparently there were issues with the steering/suspension geometry. Oh, and whilst tootling along the M4 to London village, my two year old lad reached down from his car seat (had turned off the airbag - don't panic), grabbed the ignition key in it's iconic position by the "aircraft style" handbrake and switched the engine off.

Reckon you're going to have to watch "Sideways", man up, and get a real Saab. Said the guy who's rally-mad but impecunious dad bought one - a Saab 96, because his Hillman Imp had given up the ghost. I have a very forebearing mother.

As for us? The missus leases a Skoda Octavia. Sad to say, but far better value, and, crucially for me, being my father's son, a better drive than the 9-3. I'd still buy a 900 turbo convertible for shit'n'giggles if I could cope with the maintenance though.
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Bugger, I've started a new thread but maybe car discussions should stay on this one ?
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