FlyTheNest

But I think the answer is that the religious don't have that hook to hang stuff on that I was referring to.

Although, granted, most of them do manage to survive in the real world - and often to the detriment of others. Bugger.

I mean let's face it if magic or miracles were real it would be akin to living in a universe where the laws of physics were random and any weird shit could happen at any second.

I could be speaking to you one second then the next second could be made to last 100 million years as you're torn screaming into a tiny black hole that wasn't there a second ago and I end up smeared around the event horizon.

.............

The Universe offers other happier opportunites.

I was probably thinking more micro than macro. Or personal rather than universal.

Good job no-one else is listening to my ramblings.

You can make people feel god with magnets.



I'm listening...can you remember that thing...I think it was ummm whatisname who asked us or was it errrm whatsisface...anyway we really enjoyed it.

I think we both agreed it was so good we would never forget it.

Where am I?

Dancing on you toes looks hard and painful.

I hate The Beatles.

I've often thought that, hypocritically, we tut-tutted about the Chinese practice of binding women's feet but thought (still think) it's fine to expect ballet dancers to undergo the same sort of barbarism.

I went out with a ballet dancer.

Her thigh muscles were outstanding.

The Dukes of the something or other.

I admit defeat.

Unless you've passed out or something.

As in Sandhurst?

Night night.

Well no, obviously.