FlyTheNest

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Ah you see that sounds like Brits pretending to be from New Orleans. I prefer the Ruskie version that pretends if you turn up in Soviet Union you have time of life with lovely ladies at dacha for weekend.

Do you think these people would remain nameless in English films with Russian accents or just half-nameless?

It would seem Russian doesn't have an equivalent of 'the' so that's a complicated question I'm neither qualified or currently capable of answering.

Still no side effects or arm pain from the modified chimp virus vaccine.

Though I am feeling a peculiar urge to masturbate in front of a huge window while horrified parents make their children look away.

Way past their bedtime. But turning into a chimp could be a matter for concern.

It could be worse. It might have been a gorilla virus and I might have found myself at the top of the nearest tall building brandishing a screaming woman while fighting off the police helicopter.

But not a helicopter in sight. I expect they were all deployed chasing down cheese-thieving illegal immigrants.

Night night.