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Sky'sGoneOut
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Camping.

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Ive got a sleeping bag and a tent and a goth backpack.

I could sleep in your garden.


Have fun.
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If you do,beware of Tarquin the lawnmowing tortoise,he's very territorial.
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Did we ever find out which way Tarquin voted?
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My hairdresser is a goth who wears cowboy boots.
Tony Wilson also used to wear cowboy boots.
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TC2 he never revealed,though manic lawnmowing and repeats of "fucking Farage" alliterations give a bit of clue,I would think.
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Will Tarquin get under my groundsheet?

Like some kind of mole?
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He is attached to his lawnmower,maybe when looking forlorn.
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I would have imagined a tortoise called Tarquin to be wearing tiny tortoise pince-nez discussing Satre with said lawnmower.

As to the lawnmower's thoughts on French existentialism I couldn't say without knowing the model, if it's one of those old cylindar ones I could see it having a broadly Buddhist outlook.
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Maybe Tarquin mows the lawn to scare the lobsters away.
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Indeed a cylinder one.The fact it is only four inches,gives Tarquin plenty of time for incantations.He wears a baseball cap.
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Referring to shape/size of lawnmower clarification.Though he has a permanent smile.
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