FlyTheNest

I can hear a Tawny owl outside right now.

I only hear them maybe a couple of times a year.

Going toowit toowoo.

It's gone now I think.

And as if by magic there I am.

Get your lazy arses out and walking.

It'll make you feel....hang on more owl listening....sorry, it'll make you feel better in every way.

The smells, the birdsong, the sound of the wind through the trees.

It's wonderful.

Why dont you do it?

I agree.I am lucky I haven't far to go I should do it more often,especially now I've gone fucking Torified,a fucking mining village(thougb not us it is others areas where they have bussed or drugged people to vote the wrong way just to annoy me,I may set up camp in safe terrority until they come to their senses.I like owls,though I blame them.for my permanent neck damage in trying to force mine to go far too far than it should.

You have encouraged me to enjoy where I live more,so thanks for that.

"It's the beaming smile of enjoyment."

Better than my "just about to keel over" look it has to be said.

I am in awe you knew the type of owl.

Watch birds with me Hindle.

One day,they fascinate me,I have provided a bird bath and various feeding reptacles for their enjoyment and have names for them,one does a daily moonwalk thing.

Good stuff.

I walk longish distances between train stations and bus stops, and have just removed my second tick in a year. Am weighing up a visit to the quack just in case.

Two ticks has now become disability confident,just to let you be aware.Apologies,if known.

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There we go.

I don't give a shit. I'm drunk after drinking beers from all over Europe. I think the most was £5.80 for a pint of milk stout from Austria.


it was like drinking pudding.

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I love you all.

Sort of.

It depends who you are.

"If you think you are getting this plastic container of wine back..."

There were loads of Ladybirds, it was like Ladybird central, and proper British Ladybirds, none of your harlequin nonsense. If Farage had been around counting their spots he'd have been happy. Before I kicked his arse.

I have to hold both glasses (actually plastic) for my friend as he takes these pictures.

He has expressly told me that I'm not allowed to use his image in any of my nonsense online.

Happened to encounter a ladybird today,I don't why I jumped when it took off from my hand,but I did

Wise they are plastic.Noticed what I presume is a vaping ,machine/device or whatever the correct term is?

I don't know why a ladybird would make you jump unless you were a massive wuss or perhaps it wasn't a Ladybird at all but a tiny spy drone pretending to be a Ladybird that briefly gave you a shock as it grounded itself.

It is indeed a vaping machine, which is annoyingly being banned in more and more of our pubs.

I wasn't expecting it to take off at such a speed, excuse.I could hear the "rotor blades"

Not a pub person but does seem more vapers than smokers in general standing outside various premises.

It would seem this week my friend Paul has captured a demonic aspect of myself that I'd previously only fantasised about.

Yorkshire kicks ass.

Fuckin' ell it is actually wine you are drinking,not the blood of various slain animals?.

Or clangers

Curiously it would seem not having a covering of hair on ones head can make you look red after being exposed to a considerable amount of direct sunlight.

And then grimacing against the light of the fusion reactor at the centre of our solar system can make you look like a Demon from the Mahabharata.

My better half had many skills,one was what I would describe as "THE LOOK",hard to describe but the effect was immediate and to be avoided at any cost.

I think we all know that look Hindle.

Shuddering at the very mention.

The curious thing is it seems to occur naturally.

Yeah whilst we doing a macho thing they were developing a few face movements.

"Not the eyebrow-arghhhhhhhhh"

lip curl assassination

If we try it it looks like we have had a stroke or something.

My best was a mild knowing smirk.

Mine a "constipated gibbon" or natural look.

It's funny isn't it, even when you think of facial expressions they're all about competition in one form or another.

Maybe the Tories are right?

Survival of the gurniest

Have you ever met a gibbon Hindle?

Not on a handshaking/exchange of addresses basis but pretty sure I have seen some.

Pretty sure you've seen a gibbon?

Like when?

Been to a fair few zoos/wildlife parks here and abroad,I would have to think hard exactly where but gibbon amongst them.


Been checking my records/paraphernalia -Antwerp Zoo for one,just near the station there-hamadryas gibbon(not that I remember the name)

My brother's girlfriend works at a zoo in the Northwest of England and is responsible for the primates.

In one area they keep gibbons and orangutans together because they apparently get on well with one another.

So well in fact that acts of inter species fellatio have become a common occurunce, although it's always the orangutans sucking off the gibbons.

I'm just telling you what I've heard.

I don't get off on this kind of shit, unlike the Scottish UKIP woman who fantasises about sex with gorillas.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/po ... 99126.html

I decided a hat was in order.