FlyTheNest

It seems to me that my market share has dropped precipitously.

And you good people are my consumers.

I could of course tell you all to go fuck yourselves, but that would only exacerbate the problem.

I offer myself up here for advice.

Or at least some hints about how to behave in this enviroment.

Because I've never meant to piss anyone off.

Or bore them.

Oh for fuck's sake.

Couldn't just one of you?

Fine.

Sorry, you've been indulging my nonsense for a considerable amount of time and I really shouldn't complain.

It's a tough time for us all, Brother
Sometimes I have a lot of words and conversation and sometimes I've nothing to give
Thanks for being here
Please have patience with the people

Thanks CJA, what's worrying is my patience with people seems to be wearing thinner more rapidly and my urge to avoid them entirely is becoming a persistent longing.

Not you lovely people here of course.

Anyway here's a result of my latest attempt at escape.



Looks nice doesn't it? It's actually on a private pheasant shooting estate, there were feeders all over the place full of grain to fatten up the birds and signs warning me I'd be prosecuted for trespass. I found a hunting lodge a bit further away with discarded whisky and wine bottles piled inside on the floor. It would appear one has to be drunk to make pointless slaughter fun.

So even when you try to flee into the coutryside to avoid humanity more often than not you'll end up confronted by the worst of it.

For example, see this?



It's in the middle of nowhere in Northumberland yet if you were to look up to your right there was one of those single use barbecue things surrounded by about a dozen Fosters cans.

I mean if you really must get pissed in front of a cool waterfall at least drink something decent. Fucking morons.