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I'm fucking knackered. I had about 3 hours sleep last night and it takes me at least two hours and 3 buses just to get to the starting point of this nonsense, and then eventually I have to deal with a 50 minute bus ride home after 3 bottles of wine trying not to piss myself.
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That's the best I could do today. It was all electricity pylons and expensive houses.

It honestly took fucking ages to get them both out of the picture as it were.
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AnatolyKasparov wrote:It may be time to retire this thread for a while soon? ;)
Why?

What harm are we doing?
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This thread is just weirdos like us chewing the breeze as it were.
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At least I hope it is.

I don't know about Hindle.

He may be an Iranian operative. I'm not sure yet.
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Just leave us alone.
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Not a spy,but of course I would say that,though my dad once assumed the identity of a South African boxer,albeit with a Scottish accent during the Falklands on a secret mission.
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Meh.
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You can't win. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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Once got into a wrestling match with a teacher,he had upset my big sister and had this habit of digging you in the ribs,which I took as justification to commence attack mode.Being small you really have nothing to lose which I used to my advantage,you are not expected to (1) come off best or (2)even attempt to retaliate.
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The wrong people are winning Hindle.
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You can dent the barstewards though,winning is not giving in or finding enough space.
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Well indeed.

You are most welcome to the fight.
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It's almost time to get up,though as is my habit,I have breakfast the night before to save time.
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I don't really fight as such,more make a pretence of.
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Sky'sGoneOut wrote:
AnatolyKasparov wrote:It may be time to retire this thread for a while soon? ;)
Why?

What harm are we doing?
Oh nothing, just thinking of the thread title really. Unless climate change is even worse than we had thought ;)
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That's a fine wall you have behind you there SGO.
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On the grounds that this is more of less becoming a 'things that occurred to me today' thread I will add

* I went to a parents evening today - in my whole-school job role because I don't actually teach the year group although I used to be their year lead and am now in charge of e-safety for everyone - and nobody came to see me. Nobody. I counted. Twice.
* Had one horrible incident to help deal with this afternoon, bad enough for police involvement. No physical harm done and just involving kids and kids, but boys can be vile.
* Got lift home from colleague who lives near me who smokes e-cigs and by the time I got out of her car I felt horribly ill
* Made a list this evening of ten things I needed to do for work tonight. Have done two of them BUT have done the two that will get me deep into lessons tomorrow during which I can do some of the other eight.
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For those mentioning it on the day's meanderings.

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LET'S FACE IT I'M JUST 'KIN' SEETHIN'
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Hah that is brilliant TinyClanger!

The weird thing is I've been wandering around Calderdale for months and not seen a single bird of prey so it would be a viable hunting ground for Clangers if anyone was to re-introduce them.
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AnatolyKasparov wrote:
Sky'sGoneOut wrote:
AnatolyKasparov wrote:It may be time to retire this thread for a while soon? ;)
Why?

What harm are we doing?
Oh nothing, just thinking of the thread title really. Unless climate change is even worse than we had thought ;)
Ah, now that I'm not quite as pissed as I was on Sunday I see what you mean.

I suppose a new general purpose nonsense thread would do the trick. I just got bored of making new ones, or you wisely stopped me, I can't remember which but either explanation will do.
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A piece of advice.

Never. And I mean never, try making soup using a 50/50 ratio of red lentils and pearl barley.

I've made lentil soup for years, I learned it from my Mum and she learned it from her mother before her.

But like a fool I had to experiment, thinking I was clever, thinking I knew better and could improve on generations of culinary tradition.

Well it near literally backfired on me. I lay awake half the night last night with my guts feeling like a hot air balloon and periodically expelling bursts of the most noxious farts I've ever produced in my life. Even after a brief spell of feverish sleep the first thing that greeted me upon waking was the urge for more farting. This continued all day, I had to go into town this afternoon and periodically had to find somewhere secluded to relieve the pressure hoping there was nobody downwind close enough to realise I was the cause of the stench. It's been hell.

I had half a pan of the stuff left and thought about reducing it down, drying it out, and giving it to the birds but I feared they might explode so I threw it in the bin.
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Reminds me of my soup run days or should I say nights in London,when on Fridays a nun called Margaret would kindly make the soup,what exactly she put in it,I don't know but it was a secret recipe.No doubt she reduced the number of homeless in an unusual way.
You provide a vital public service in recounting your brave episodes into the unknown,experimenting beyond the call of duty,for the sake of all humanity.There should be a Nobel prize to acknowledge your selflessness and literal risk to life,limb and digestive system.
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adam wrote: * Got lift home from colleague who lives near me who smokes e-cigs and by the time I got out of her car I felt horribly ill
Ok, I'm the e-cig enthusiast here, so what do you think made you ill? Was it the smell of whatever flavour they were using?

Because the only things you'd have breathed in would have been food colouring and flavouring, along with some vegetable glycerin and Propylene Glycol (both of which are used all the time in food and pharmaceuticals) and some trace amounts of nicotine.

Of course if you don't want to breath any of that shit in it sounds like a vile concoction, but you have to admit it's better than the hundreds of active chemical poisons and carcinogens in tobacco smoke.

I'm sorry it made you feel unwell but at least take solace in the fact your colleague will live longer as a result of vaping.

Unless you don't like them. In which case...

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Only had one incident,once someone says "I'm not a violent man",this signals intent,I got off with a bloody lip,I stunned him with the well known technique of doing exactly nothing of way of retaliation which gave me time to push the panic button and assistance.
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Well quite Hindle, I do stupid so you don't have to.

And it's about time you realised that in this post-Brexit reality it's idiots like me who will prosper.

Fuck my degree, I'll just sit up late on the internet talking about farts.

It's the patriotic thing to do.
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My degree is so broad,it isn't actually in anything,from Pure Maths via Economics to Social Psychology,I could choose whether it was a BA or BSc.I chose the latter on the toss of coin,such is my conscientiousness.
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My degree was in Classics so basically I get to shout 'bollocks' now and again at BBC4.

And watch history repeat itself depressingly.
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Ok, I hurt my back picking up a bit of garlic which had decided to jump from my chopping board onto the floor.

So no pictures of Yorkshire or indeed my good self this weekend.

And I would like to say thank you to you all for making this thread what it is, was, and always will be.
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Last weekend I fell at the first hurdle, I went to get the 49/50 bus and nothing turned up for 40 minutes. I had a thermal t-shirt on under a jumper and a coat but I still ended up freezing, pissed off and went home in a wee bit of a temper tantrum.
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And psychedelia.

I'm in love.
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I'm approaching this from a very different angle to you Hindle.

I'm a nutcase, a depressive reliant upon drugs and alcohol.

Whereas you seem to be a real person. Not nearly as angry as you should be.

I'm fine, I have no dependents.

But you...

One of these days we'll have a chat.
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There was once a world we all grew up with.

It involved being nice to people. Being nice to strangers. Not being a nationalist cunt.
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Smile here and people smile back,smile in other areas and people view with suspicion or think you have escaped from somewhere,though it may depend if you in are in a Scooby Doo outfit,or not.
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Not as different as you think I suspect,I can go for weeks at a time going around in circles mentally,even though I know I will not get any further.Not particularly painfull just fruitless.The unsolveable cryptic clue.A minor miracle anybody existed that could up with that,a major one we met.
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