Remarketing of Sky.

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Sky'sGoneOut
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Remarketing of Sky.

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It seems to me that my market share has dropped precipitously.

And you good people are my consumers.

I could of course tell you all to go fuck yourselves, but that would only exacerbate the problem.

I offer myself up here for advice.

Or at least some hints about how to behave in this enviroment.

Because I've never meant to piss anyone off.

Or bore them.
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Re: Remarketing of Sky.

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Oh for fuck's sake.

Couldn't just one of you?

Fine.
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Re: Remarketing of Sky.

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Sorry, you've been indulging my nonsense for a considerable amount of time and I really shouldn't complain.
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Re: Remarketing of Sky.

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It's a tough time for us all, Brother
Sometimes I have a lot of words and conversation and sometimes I've nothing to give
Thanks for being here
Please have patience with the people
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Re: Remarketing of Sky.

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Thanks CJA, what's worrying is my patience with people seems to be wearing thinner more rapidly and my urge to avoid them entirely is becoming a persistent longing.

Not you lovely people here of course.

Anyway here's a result of my latest attempt at escape.

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Looks nice doesn't it? It's actually on a private pheasant shooting estate, there were feeders all over the place full of grain to fatten up the birds and signs warning me I'd be prosecuted for trespass. I found a hunting lodge a bit further away with discarded whisky and wine bottles piled inside on the floor. It would appear one has to be drunk to make pointless slaughter fun.
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Re: Remarketing of Sky.

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So even when you try to flee into the coutryside to avoid humanity more often than not you'll end up confronted by the worst of it.

For example, see this?

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It's in the middle of nowhere in Northumberland yet if you were to look up to your right there was one of those single use barbecue things surrounded by about a dozen Fosters cans.

I mean if you really must get pissed in front of a cool waterfall at least drink something decent. Fucking morons.
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