Saturday 27th & Sunday 28th March 2021

[PorFavor]

Whoops. Things have gone awry.

[Sky'sGoneOut]

Ah you see that sounds like Brits pretending to be from New Orleans. I prefer the Ruskie version that pretends if you turn up in Soviet Union you have time of life with lovely ladies at dacha for weekend.

[PorFavor]

Do you think these people would remain nameless in English films with Russian accents or just half-nameless?

[Sky'sGoneOut]

It would seem Russian doesn't have an equivalent of 'the' so that's a complicated question I'm neither qualified or currently capable of answering.

[Sky'sGoneOut]

Still no side effects or arm pain from the modified chimp virus vaccine.

Though I am feeling a peculiar urge to masturbate in front of a huge window while horrified parents make their children look away.

[PorFavor]

Way past their bedtime. But turning into a chimp could be a matter for concern.

[Sky'sGoneOut]

It could be worse. It might have been a gorilla virus and I might have found myself at the top of the nearest tall building brandishing a screaming woman while fighting off the police helicopter.

[PorFavor]

But not a helicopter in sight. I expect they were all deployed chasing down cheese-thieving illegal immigrants.

[PorFavor]

Night night.

[Sky'sGoneOut]