Hairychap wrote:yahyah wrote:I've also realised why we had nearly 400 guests viewing at one time on FTN last week.
Suspect it was probably a lot of right wing Brexit boors who'd been given our web address and told to watch the lefties cry.
Hey there,
I've been lurking about everything since the Guardian blog linked to you a while back. Been a bt too shy to contribute but I do really enjoy the thought provoking discussion. Thanks folks and keep it up.
Welcome, Hairychap.
I've got Lavazza coffee on the hob and Murroughs Welsh Tea in the pot; there is fruit cake and some biscuits (I keep 'em for CitizenJA just in case, like. She can't get enough biscuits, so watch yours. I would.)
Back to my Queenship.
As it's going so well, I am now finding things to do for redundant politicians.
There's some slimy chap who pops in every week, wants me to call him "Dave". He's leaving apparently, and we will need a new picker-upper of litter.
One has so many rooms and so many guests the palaces get so untidy, especially when that oik little Zara married has his pizza nights with his rather hulking pals.
I gather this "Dave" is a bit of a creep, so having him crawl about on the floor seems about right. He has a wife who runs a little shop - just the thing for the gift shop at Windsor.
I have been advised that some bod whose Papa flogs wallpaper will be looking for a job soon. Evidently, he was so hopeless at folding towels in Selfridges they'd only allow him to re-fold them once the experts had shown him how.
Obviously, anyone who comes from "trade" and works in Selfridges can't be much use. Liberty or Fortnums are passable, but Selfridges?
I don't think we have much use for this one.
Maybe he could keep the fires going at Balmoral and shovel up the coke?